Right, thank you darling
astards prodding at food with knife and fork
cuts up meal
Look at that.
astards dissecting food like a science project
Dear oh dear.
airings camera in for a close up
food into plate with the side of a fork
They' lost the plot.
splints camera lens inside the meat
It looks like mothers bloody used tampon
epicks pieces off the food and starts flinging them haphazardly around
This is no way to run a business
his drink on the plate
Awful soup}; texture.
1* -presses food down with palm and smears it around
Bland, soapy, pretentious. I mean just look at THAT.
plate into the bin
Right, what we need is to simplify the menu. Keep it matte.