fjamily wants to go camping
don' t
elm only fourteen so I have to go
Edee‘ t want to ruin the trip farther m I act excited at the thought of bang eaten by bugs and shitting en the floor
edite' t want to shit in the weeds SC) my plan was tweet held it in until we got home
eend up eating seme Undercooked meat en the first night and get sick
ethere is m way Ill be. able to hold it in fer very long
this. Itry to held it in anyways
mthree days in. I' m sweating bullets and cringing with pain
en reaches a boiling point and I have FIC) choice but to rush the forest and deal with the nightmare that was about to occur
gust hunter down without looking at my surroundings and start doing my business
decends hear sameone coming
out "Sorry. but I' m pooping here."
bear semes out ofthe bushes right in front of me.
e" Ahit.
ajust keep saying shit ever and ever again as the bear stares me dawn
atee sickle rue. know III never make it
possitive that I' m going to die because I was tee much Ma Feeds to peepole first few days
evear is just Ween staring at me
Edee‘ t know what to do. tee frightened to yell
eminates pass and the bears still hasn' t done anything
awhile still squatting with my pants down. slowly crab walk away
ethe me as I . my ass still visible as I walked
eget clear ofthe bushes. my dad sees me with my ass out crouched dawn to the ground walking sideways
What the fuck are we doing?"
endear clears the bushes right alter me
edad screams "HOLY SHIT!"
ethe beartraps and runs offings the forest. startled bythe neice
ewe pack up em stuff and leave
It was the meet bizarre and terrifying moment of my life
Ltl, . ehave relaxing property
h achild as fuck
leeme urban tourist's set up camp right en my front lawn
Fun“ THIS SHIT i) ffirst eight they' re here- they attempt cook seme
and ruck it up
recent waits all ever my residence
ecocide to let it slide
Lee dent want m trouble. png
ethier day
ecocide to take a stroll around the frend garden
eerie eitheir is -- en my lawn
c' ' st up and taking a shit right there. like that' s a thing
esters at this shaveing sweating meme
admeen' t even finish his business just waddles away like a retarded duck
his father starts screaming at -rale-
Some mike. man. Some fucking fellas
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