time flies when you're a ******

#1 - blazitmothafoka

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(08/19/2017)[-]

Time's a faggot when you are a fly

#9 to #1 - suckthesack

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(08/19/2017)[-]

10/10 Spaghetti bro would kek again

#10 to #1 - comexx

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(08/19/2017)[-]

Well, you're not wrong.

#54 to #1 - flamingpinkbunnies

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(08/20/2017)[-]

#47 to #1 - karroll#29 on contentRank#29

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(08/20/2017)[-]

Goddamnit that was funny as hell

#62 to #1 - xfz

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(08/20/2017)[-]

Time's pretty fly for a white guy

#58 to #1 - nebuchadnezzaurus

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(08/20/2017)[-]

...And what's even better, it makes perfect sense

#14 - artyommetro

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(08/19/2017)[-]

#4 - acksl

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(08/19/2017)[-]

#18 - lellone

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(08/19/2017)[-]

#2 - zeldamasterace

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(08/19/2017)[-]

i mean he's true.

times does the fly when you suck dicks

#3 to #2 - icameheretotroll

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(08/19/2017)[-]

yeah those ******* faggot women who also succ diccs

#7 to #2 - skalias

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(08/19/2017)[-]

***** I aint gay! I'm just sucking all these dicks to pass the time!

#60 to #2 - anon id: a76cafe1

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(08/20/2017)[-]

idk if you've ever sucked dick before, but it's quite the opposite, really

#6 - slenderguy#298 on commentsRank#298

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(08/19/2017)[-]

Eh atleast he puts up with ya. I came out at 17 and was disowned. Wooooooooooh have not spoken with family in years. Bright side is they don't see how much of a failure I am and my Christmas list consists of just meeeee

#12 to #6 - regularorange#363 on commentsRank#363

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(08/19/2017)[-]

Jesus christ that's horrible
Don't get me wrong, I aint no super leftie, but I think that gay people are generally accepted in the West right now
If I told my parents I was gay, my dad would'nt really care and my mom would be overjoyed

#36 to #12 - anon id: fc5faf38

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(08/20/2017)[-]

>mom would be overjoyed
Disgusting. I see where the degeneracy comes from.

#65 to #36 - regularorange#363 on commentsRank#363

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(08/20/2017)[-]

well at least I think so
But at least we dont have sjw's actively ******* with their childs sexuality

#25 to #6 - anon id: 52dff94c

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(08/19/2017)[-]

Even if you can't support that, I can't imagine disowning your child for that. Do you still have contact with any member of your family?

#29 to #25 - slenderguy#298 on commentsRank#298

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(08/19/2017)[-]

Father said I was a failure to the family and told everyone no to talk to me. They were all super Christian so they listened to him. It's been, 9 years? Since I talked to anyone related to me.

#52 to #29 - anon id: fe1f3e9f

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(08/20/2017)[-]

Well if you want to contact your family don't intact your father... Yikes.

#53 to #52 - slenderguy#298 on commentsRank#298

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(08/20/2017)[-]

Eh I've tried and just been met with silence.

#61 to #6 - kirkbot

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(08/20/2017)[-]

what even is a Christmas list

#63 to #61 - slenderguy#298 on commentsRank#298

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(08/20/2017)[-]

List of people you need to buy gifts for? I don't know. My list is just stuff I'm getting for myself. This year in getting me a frostmorne replica yeahhhh

#64 to #63 - kirkbot

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(08/20/2017)[-]

I don't wait für Christmas to make gifts for myself or my wife
I just get wheat I like when I see it
at least you have good taste though

#27 to #6 - zombifier

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(08/19/2017)[-]

Makes sense, the point of having kids is to continue your family line. If you can't do that, then you're a failure.

#30 to #27 - slenderguy#298 on commentsRank#298

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(08/19/2017)[-]

So if I had an infertile child do I sacrifice it to Satan and make a new one?

#31 to #30 - zombifier

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(08/19/2017)[-]

Absolutely

#45 to #30 - fables

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(08/20/2017)[-]

invite dad over for sunday dinner and to "apologize"
feed him first born

#37 to #27 - anon id: 1c7e48e7

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(08/20/2017)[-]

There are many failures who have had kids.

Your point is really ******* stupid.

#50 - anon id: 4ef9738c

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(08/20/2017)[-]

Dad: "why is my son a faggot"

Son: "youre just mad ill find a better husband than mom did"

#8 - snapdragonswitch

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(08/19/2017)[-]

I'm not gay, but if I was, or maybe my brother was, and my dad said that I'd smack him in the gob. Act like a bitch, get slapped like one.

#15 to #8 - anon id: 3e5324e2

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(08/19/2017)[-]

Dunno why you're getting thumbed down. If your dad would act like that much of a cunt he clearly doesn't care about family relations so why should you?

#16 to #15 - snapdragonswitch

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(08/19/2017)[-]

They find it funnier that a dad called his son fag randomly rather than how sad it is that his father hates his son for who he is.

#17 to #8 - DeathAnitsu

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(08/19/2017)[-]

**** them ****** down voting yo ass. Live your life

#19 to #17 - snapdragonswitch

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(08/19/2017)[-]

Hell yes, my man. You gotta learn to wear these reds like badges of pride sometimes.

#11 to #8 - selfdenyingbeggar#242 on commentsRank#242

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(08/19/2017)[-]

>end up homeless

#13 to #11 - snapdragonswitch

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(08/19/2017)[-]

It's called pride you ****. I'd rather live on a street where I could own one than a house where I can't. If a father can't help his son inspire pride in himself then that man has failed as a father, simply put.

#20 to #13 - theattackmaster

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(08/19/2017)[-]

"It's called pride you ****"

#21 to #20 - snapdragonswitch

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(08/19/2017)[-]

No, that is called a drug addiction. Please keep defending a ****** dad.

#22 to #21 - theattackmaster

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(08/19/2017)[-]

Who said I was defending him?
I'm just mocking your stupidity

#23 to #22 - snapdragonswitch

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(08/19/2017)[-]

I gave up my teen life at 15 to become an adult because I wasn't willing to deal with ****** parents. I scrubbed myself in bathrooms, worked while homeless, and went to school until I was able to find a roommate half a year later to split rent with. I'm sorry you thought you had to deal with your dad slapping you in the face with his cock to survive in life until you were 18.

#24 to #23 - theattackmaster

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(08/19/2017)[-]

Alright, you decided to choose that lifestyle. You worked hard, and it has seemed to work out for you. I can respect that, I can respect you.

But I'm going to take a fairly large assumption, and guess that what you went through was a hell of a lot worse than this.
I'm going to guess you had to endure either physical or mental torture, maybe both. In which case, yeah, I'd agree with you, leaving is probably a good idea.

But in the story mentioned above, to strike your father, or to leave home, would be quite the overreaction.

#26 to #24 - snapdragonswitch

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(08/19/2017)[-]

I respect you for willing to take on my view point. Especially after that whole dick slapping thing.

But I gotta tell you, when a dad is like what was described above, it doesn't stop at that single moment. Every single second by your dad is an on eggshells moment. He'll beat you, he'll laugh at you, and he'll spite you. You'll hate youself, down to your very core. And quite frankly, it made me into a person who isn't willing to deal with people putting others down. Especially family, and especially fathers. They're supposed to be their role model, and you'd present yourself that way? You'd waste a gift that way? A life you brought into this world and you want to treat it like crap, make it feel like crap. That will never be something Im willing to stand by and do nothing about. Never again.

#38 to #13 - akirafudo

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(08/20/2017)[-]

**akirafudo used "*roll picture*"**
**akirafudo rolled image**"I'd rather live on a street where I could own one"
did a faggot ****** your brains out? what the **** this even means? own a street? like some faggang, shut up homo

#41 to #38 - snapdragonswitch

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(08/20/2017)[-]

Own a sense of pride, bud. Goddamn, you secured the least intelligent comment of the day.

#49 to #41 - akirafudo

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(08/20/2017)[-]

ok "my dad slapped me across the face with his dick" faggot, whatever makes you pride for shoving things up your ass

#28 to #13 - zombifier

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(08/19/2017)[-]

Faggots don't have much, if any, pride. They are easily butthurt and get offended at everything.