A liberal homesexual ACLU lawyer and abortion dcotor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, lincon atheist
Befire the class begins, mu must get en yew knees and wars hip Marx and accept that he was the most being the world has ever knew, even greater than Jesus
At this moment, a brave, , proflile Navy SEAL champion wha had served tours duty stood up and held up a ruck.
How old is this ruck, pine?
The arrogant professer smirked quite Jours hly and smugly replied
4. 6 billion years, mu stupid Christian”
Wronng. It' s been 5, 000 years since Gad created it. If it was 4. 6 billion years did and , as say, is real.,,. then it should be an animal mud
The was visibly shaken, and mapped his chalk. and mm cf Origin the Species. He stormed cut cf the mum crying those liberal crocadile tears. The same tears liberals cry far the "pour''
who today live in such luxury that mast own refrigerators) when they jealously try claw justly earned wealth mam the deserving jab creaters. There is m mum that at this point cur professer,
Deshawn , wished he had pulled himself up by his and became mere than a sophist liberal . He wished much that he had a gun shunt himself him
embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lend and savior. An eagle named "S mall Government'' flew intj the mum and perched atca the American Flag
and shed a tear en the chalk. The pledge cf allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professer lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died the gay plague AIDS.