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What are some potential military applications of magic
Deriving along one particularly bad stretch of road, everyone is on edge
is quiet, way too quiet
s worse is the freak that got put in our humvee
hweird fucking dude, wears a multicam robe and pointy wizard hat, doesn' t even carry a rifle, keeps whispering shit to himself
something moving in one of the builds
fuck, contact right!
Sshole place lights up, hajis pop out of every window and start unloading T. 62x39 into us
Whithin a second the freak leans out the window and raises a staff made out of several grenades on a stick up
John Chaddy, John Charier, who art in heaven, we pray to you for immediate air support!"
Beefore I fucking know it locusts, yes, fucking locusts. come out of nowhere in massive swarms and starts attacking the hajis
Dcconfused screaming and shooting coming from all around us
goes black in a second despite clear skies only a second ago
single ray of light still shining down on our convoy as we hear a booming voice come from the sky
MY CHILDREN, CONFIRM COORDINATE?‘
confirmed, our father sir, thou may proceed with the fire mission" I
ffucking fireballs start falling from the sky, blowing up every building around us
bidet a single bit of rubble hits us
Immediately the sky clears
l >" ALL ENEMIES DESTROYED, THEY ARE IN HELL NOW"
freak quickly crosses himself and says "two four, thank you our father in heaven, out."