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Robot gets an online gf. . Anonymous ) ita: 54: 24 Nty. 38919883 pathetic women stories years ago ffind gt in my country miles sshe' s a fat fuck like myself, d

Anonymous ) ita: 54: 24 Nty. 38919883
pathetic women stories
years ago
ffind gt in my country miles
sshe' s a fat fuck like myself, don' t
mind
schitty personality though
203 KB PNG ttell her I want to lose weight, ask if
she wants to join in for motivation
anduin
who says no, 2 months later tells every mutual
friend I raped her and deletes and blocks me
everywhere
blast month
who adds me on facebook, her job is being a
literal horse shit cleaner, still fat as fuck
ashes really salty and passive aggressive with me
l didn' t even initiate shit)
aask her why she' s being so bitchy
All throughout my teens, I was uncomfortable
about my body because of YOUR daily BULLYING
and forcing me to exercise, this is just my
NATURAL SHAPE, weight loss is a soam"
aask her how she thinks I lost weight
tushe rants on about how ) U' RE RICH
YOUR "DEGREE" SO YOU CAN AFFORD TO EAT
HEALTHY
I had a hearty chuckle

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#1 - knightbean

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(08/08/2017) [-]

Salt was a highly prized commodity in the anchient world, and still today it is just as wonderful.

#41 to #1 - veryfahnyjokes

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(08/09/2017) [-]

Stop posting the templar murderers you ******* nazi

#62 to #41 - honorandglory

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(08/09/2017) [-]

Begone, Jew

#86 to #41 - bobthebiceps

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(08/09/2017) [-]

Wonderful indeed

#95 to #41 - numbertwozeldafan

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(08/10/2017) [-]

Hey there, friend. That wasn't a very nice thing for you to go posting. I best never see you reply to Knightbean again, else I'll have do something not-so-friendly to you, friendy-friend-o.

#96 to #95 - knightbean

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(08/10/2017) [-]

kekkles

#97 to #96 - numbertwozeldafan

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#91 to #41 - anon id: b567056a

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#18 to #1 - otterlyodd

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(08/09/2017) [-]

if you add some salt it just tastes so much more intense!

#64 to #1 - urumasi

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(08/09/2017) [-]

Think again

#81 to #1 - dxniel

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(08/09/2017) [-]

The word "salary" is actually derived from the word "salt", because of its value people were paid with in a certain period.

#2 to #1 - smicer

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(08/08/2017) [-]

I like everything extra salty. Good for my blood pressure

#19 to #1 - numbertwozeldafan

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(08/09/2017) [-]

I smell knightbean.

#65 to #19 - knightbean

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(08/09/2017) [-]

Hello.

#21 to #19 - satoasami

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#61 to #21 - thegreentornado

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(08/09/2017) [-]

He said Knightbean, not *********.

#77 to #21 - knightbean

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(08/09/2017) [-]

>star fires magical girl transformation.

#30 to #1 - poundbuttz

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(08/09/2017) [-]

Carthage didn't seem so happy with their salt.

#6 - arcamean

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(08/09/2017) [-]

**arcamean used "*roll picture*"**
**arcamean rolled image**Must not be a true feminist since she didn't try to get anon fired and jailed, sure she claimed rape but anon would of noted if he'd been charged.

#22 - spothot

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(08/09/2017) [-]

I will never understand this whole "healthy food is expensive" thing.
Where the **** do they buy healthy food? McDonald's salad? Some gimmicky organic store with overpriced ****? I heard whole foods is kinda like that, don't have one here.

#23 to #22 - nebuelaeus

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(08/09/2017) [-]

healthy frozen food is expensive (now i'm not really in a position to cast judgement seeing as half of my meals come frozen), they are just too lazy to cook.

#24 to #22 - wtfshit

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(08/09/2017) [-]

junk food is cheap and they dont want to spend money so everything looks expensive

#69 to #22 - rheago

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(08/09/2017) [-]

you have expensive healthy food and cheap healthy food
Fruit can be pretty expensive if you buy **** like pineapples

just buy directly from a local farmer or something. you have cheap stuff and better quality than shops

if you're lucky enough to have a yard just make your own veggie garden like i have at home

#28 to #22 - thirdjess

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(08/09/2017) [-]

Processed food is generally less expensive than fresh food. In the US they have what are called "food deserts" which are places that have no fresh food available within an hours drive.

#50 to #28 - popeflatus

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(08/09/2017) [-]

Frozen and canned fruit and veggies are the way to go in that situation.

#98 to #50 - thirdjess

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(08/10/2017) [-]

I believe frozen vegetables are included

#99 to #98 - popeflatus

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#31 to #28 - hetzerdk

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(08/09/2017) [-]

Then just eat less!

#33 to #31 - thirdjess

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#45 to #22 - dragonwaz

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(08/09/2017) [-]

Whole Foods stores are notoriously expensive as **** as far as I've heard in the US. They're so expensive they're losing million apparently to Trader Joe's and Kroger who are offering a middle ground between the outrageous Whole Foods and normal food prices. Prices vary wildly depending on your state.

I can say though that Organic foods do cost more. Non-Organic store brand milk where I work is about $1.59 for a gallon recently and Organic Name Brand milk can go up to $5.47 for a quart.

It really depends on your definition of healthy foods. We've had the Organic food industry design an entire marketing push that's made organic synonymous with healthy. So most people talking about eating healthy being expensive might be actually be saying eating organic is expensive. I get customers all the time saying they hate how expensive organic food is but they want their kids to eat healthy.

#70 to #45 - Grom

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Whole Foods has also been charged with inflating prices on a couple of different occasions

#25 to #22 - bvenom

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(08/09/2017) [-]

Here in the US, healthy food ISN'T cheap. And when in you live in places like me (Hawai'i) it's even MORE expensive. Meanwhile junk food is mass produced by a bunch of machines and requires zero human effort. It doesn't take weeks to grow, it doesn't need to be milked or fed, you press a button and BAM, potato chips.

Where the **** do you live where it's cheaper to eat healthy than unhealthy? God damn Romania or some ****?

#34 to #25 - agronimo

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(08/09/2017) [-]

>Potatos don't need to be grown or harvested

1.21 ***** wats

#35 to #34 - bvenom

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(08/09/2017) [-]

okay, fair enough, bad example.
My point remains though.

#58 to #35 - anon id: 68a763ab

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(08/09/2017) [-]

Potatoes, frozen peas, tinned-tuna.
'healthy meal achieved'

#29 to #25 - kingnicholas

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(08/09/2017) [-]

I think people are just not that good at getting healthy food and eating it in appropriate quantities. I'm bodybuilding and thinking about doing a competition. I try to eat 4 5-600 calorie meals. Just for argument sake lets say i eat the same thing for all three meals. So that would be 16oz of steak (7$), 750g bag of frozen veggies (4$) and 1 cup potatoes (1$). So that's 12$ for 2000 calories of food. With variations in food, may 10-20 dollars a day. Yes there are some cheaper options like kraft dinner or ramen, but they're not cheaper by much especially as they are a lot less filling.

#37 to #29 - opsgaylover

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(08/09/2017) [-]

So you eat 300-600 dollars of food per month. My family of 4 people barely lives off 400 dollars of food per month. Usually we try to make full dinners for the family cost under 20 dollars. There's lots of rice and chicken, I haven't had a steak in years.

I'm not really saying its expensive to eat healthy, but your example with steak is very pricey for a poor family. A bag of white rice costs about a dollar, potatoes are similarly priced if you'd prefer those as the starch filler so the family isn't hungry, chicken (about 3 dollars a pound) is a rather cheap meat to buy for protein for everyone and has many recipes, many of which go with rice. Peanut butter (2.50) helps with adding a bit more protein and some healthier fats into the diet along with bread (2.50 a loaf) so that snacks can be made through the day.

A loaf lasts about a week here with 4 people but only lasts about 2 weeks before expiring, so you'd need 2 a month as a single person, the peanut butter lasts about a month, a pound of rice lasts at least 2 weeks and chicken could last a single person through the week for dinners. Could buy a dozen eggs for 2 dollars to last a couple weeks if eating one almost every day for breakfast. That's $17.50 per month for food for one person, you definitely won't be gaining any weight with meals like that, its just surviving level rather than healthy though. Raising the price up to $50 dollars a month is more than reasonable to add in some fruits, vitamins, extra protein, or some extra flavor for a healthy diet, could even have jelly for all the peanut butter and bread you have sitting around and some milk to wash it down.

Before anyone asks, I'm American, not in some poor country, but the recession hit hard and this area I live in is poor.

#93 to #37 - kingnicholas

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(08/09/2017) [-]

I went with steak cause sirloin tip steak is fairly middle priced where i am. So i was going for an average price. I only like white meat so chicken tends to be more expensive for me (8-12$/lb). Obviously if all you can afford is the cheapest foods then my meal won't work for you.

#63 to #25 - pingun

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(08/09/2017) [-]

The rest of the sane world?

#27 to #25 - allura

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(08/09/2017) [-]

Healthy food is pretty cheap in Canada too. C:

#26 to #25 - spothot

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(08/09/2017) [-]

Actually, yes.

#5 - anon id: c5049fd3

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(08/08/2017) [-]

Perfectly healthy food, healthy as in not insanely fatty or stupidly high in calories (not ******* 'health' food ****, just fairly normal food), is pretty damn cheap if you bothered to learn how to cook, and cooking is pretty damn easy if you just want to do simple ****, and often enough, really simple **** is pretty damn good. Take spaghetti for example, at the very most it'll take 20 minutes to cook, and you could get 6-8 portions of out it, and if you live alone, that's enough food for several days if you eat it for dinner and lunch. If you can fry a hamburger, you can make spaghetti. It's ******* easy. If you can do boxed mac and cheese, you can do spaghetti.

Any fat **** bitching about healthy food being too damn expensive clearly hans't a ******* clue about how much they're spending on what they're eating per month, or they're just making up an excuse for their poor decisions. They could cut that **** down by 2/3 or to 1/4 of what they're spending, and these people are likely spending HUNDREDS of ******* dollars on their damn food and takeout/delivery per ******* week. At my house of 3 adults, we spend slightly over 100 dollars per week, and we don't really do delivery that much, and it's not that we have anything against delivery or takeout food or anything like that, we just cook so damn much that it'd go to waste or go bad, so we try not to do delivery. Perfectly good and healthy food is damn cheap.

#40 to #5 - pingun

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(08/09/2017) [-]

People need to put down their high horse, and go buy that bag of potatoes for 3 dollars which'll last a week.

Potatoes are the best food. You can fry them, you can boil them, you can eat them raw.
People just need to know how to cook.

#46 to #40 - spacekraken

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(08/09/2017) [-]

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew

#56 to #46 - averagewhitekid

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#10 to #5 - anon id: f979d5eb

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I mean, good grief, simple SALAD fixin's are super cheap; get some grape tomatoes, a head of lettuce, and a bag of matchstick carrots, and you've got vegetables enough to have with every meal for a whole week (at $6, max).

#3 - xdiabolicx

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(08/08/2017) [-]

Weight loss is a scam just like living past the age of 40.

#20 - anon id: 289b3dd5

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(08/09/2017) [-]

Implying your rich boyfriend wasn't willing to share his wealth so you could eat better.

Under the presumption this ****** isn't lying about anything. I am pretty sure I read his invitation to lose weight TOGETHER. Which last I checked suggests he would be willing to assist in doing so... Which suggests if she wasn't able to afford healthy food he would help finance said nutritional shift as they would be doing it TOGETHER.

So if this guy isn't lying?

He offered her two of the best gifts money can't even really buy.

Good health and a supportive partner to do it with.

You done ****** up.

#51 - doctahhobo

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(08/09/2017) [-]

Calories in, calories out. **** dude, even that one guy who shat all over Supersize Me proved that you can lose weight while eating nothing but McDonalds every day for a month if you take care of yourself and don't gorge like a fat ******* disgrace and exercise properly. Anyone can lose weight.

#7 - anonoon

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(08/09/2017) [-]

Unsolicited advice: don't listen to the dumb excuse such as healthy food are more expensive. Just like their ignorant rhetoric; it's ********.

Case and point; let's make a salad. 1 yellow onion 70 cents. A head of lettuce is a dollar. Bag of cheese cheap cheese is roughly 8 dollars. Chicken thing meat is 1.29 per lbs and roughly a dollar for the meat of two things. Condiments needed to create dressing is hard to calculate. Home made coffee is roughly 70 cents per cup.

This is infinitely better compared to a 6 dollar pizza.

#8 to #7 - anon id: a49d0872

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(08/09/2017) [-]

Where the **** do you live that a bag of cheap cheese is 6 bucks? I can get 2 cups of shredded cheap cheese for a little over a dollar

#14 to #8 - anonoon

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(08/09/2017) [-]

Where to **** do YOU live? ******* lucerene cheese is literally 6.99 on sale. I'd love cheap cheese.

#11 to #7 - meltdownlol

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Head of lettuce here is at least $2.50, it is more expensive to eat healthy if your dinner is a $3 box of nuggets. Most people dont know how to cook in the first place because of how easy pan meals are or the roast is precooked. I portioned my food and just starved myself its all about how bad you want it.

#15 to #11 - anonoon

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A head of lettuce is $2.50??!!!

dude you must be in Silicon Valley. I'm in Cali and usually most lettuce from non-corp grocers are roughly $1.50 per LB. Heck even farmers market sells quality veggies for cheap.

#16 to #15 - meltdownlol

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(08/09/2017) [-]

Nah Australia. There's a big price difference here between healthy and not healthy. A big bag of chips is less than $3 while apples are minimum $3 per kilo.

#12 to #7 - stillnotbob

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(08/09/2017) [-]

>8 dollars for a bag of cheese
What is this, Soviet Russia?

#13 to #12 - anonoon

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Sorry man, but I'm legitimately confused. One dude is claiming that my price for cheese is expensive. Does cheese cost less in Russia?

#94 to #13 - stillnotbob

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(08/09/2017) [-]

Probably

#49 - thechosentroll

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Healthy food's cheap as ****, though. I basically live off of salad in the summer, cause I can just go to a market and buy 5 ******* kilos of produce for the price of two burgers. Also, cause using a stove in this heat feels like I'm being roasted over the fires of Hell itself, so I gotta stick to **** you don't have to cook. Just cut ****, put in a bowl, add some seasoning and call it a meal.

#52 to #49 - doctahhobo

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Here in the states though, junk food is far cheaper.

#53 to #52 - thechosentroll

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Which makes no sense to me, cause this **** literally grows on trees. Or bushes. Our just out of the ******* ground. Around here a kilo of tomatoes costs less than a pack of instant noodles.

#60 to #53 - vortexrain

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(08/09/2017) [-]

My dad threw pumpkin seeds off our front porch, and now we have pumpkin plants in our front yard. I'm at school, but I'll post a picture of it later.

#54 to #53 - doctahhobo

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And here 5 burgers cost less than a head of lettuce. America is a land of plenty and by that, I mean we produce more junk than anywhere else. There are fast food joints in every corner running "meal deals" where you can get 2 burgers, a medium french fry, 5 chicken nuggets, and a medium soft drink all for $3.89. It's just a truth that junk food is cheaper here.

#55 to #54 - thechosentroll

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(08/09/2017) [-]

Man, I do NOT want to know what corners they had to cut to make those prices possible. **** must be made of styrofoam and play doh at this point.

And that's coming from a guy who loves kebabs - a dish where the meat is more likely to contain stray dogs and dead hookers than pork.

#57 to #55 - doctahhobo

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(08/09/2017) [-]

I have no idea. Couldn't tell you. It's the main reason why a massive portion of Americans are fat *****. That and they're lazy AF.

#89 to #54 - navrahn

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Where do you live. I live in the States in a city and junk food, besides the dollar menu is expensive as hell. I can walk into the grocery store and buy a package of chicken, 5 bags of rice, a container of spinach the size of a shoe box, two packages of mushrooms, a roll of asparagus as thick as my arm, an 8lb bag of apples, a five pound bag of oranges, and a package of gum for 30 to 40 bucks. That's a week and a half of groceries for me, and I'm huge. I work out for hours a day and I'm 320 pounds. Meanwhile, 30 to 40 bucks can buy you like 3 or 4 days of fast food that generally leaves you feeling sick and is terrible for you. Definitely can't buy it all at once. It'll stay rotting by day 2

#4 - blackhoofs

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(08/08/2017) [-]

If your happy being fat great just don't be such a cunt

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