I Anonymous (( Tue) 1 9: 20
ll Girl: "Hey, let' s order a pizza"
Me: "Okay sure, let' s go to Pizza King."
Guy: "Sweet. Regular old pepperonis fine with everyone?"
Girl: "NO, I' m a vegetarian. I want cheese, broccoli, pineapples, and mushrooms."
Guyy: "No one is going to want any of that."
Girl: "Then just ask them to put it onto four pieces."
Guy: "Pizza places dan' t even do that, you can either get half or a full pizza with the same
Girl: "No just ask okay holy fuck."
Me: (while talking to Pizza King guys) "They say they only do half."
Girl: "Fine then do half whatever."
Guy: "You' re not getting half of the fucking pizza to yours elf."
Gin: 'Then order two pizzas so everyone can have half of what they wand!"
Guyy: "I' m not sharing the other half of that pizza with you, it sounds nasty."
Girl: "Holy fuck just do it!"
l order two pizzas. Andjust pepperoni, the other half pepperoni and half mushrooms, broccoli, and pineapples}
Me: "Alright it' s going to be for delivery, that' s ten fifty each."
Guy: "Here ya god'
Girl: "I dent have any money."