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Could Solid Snake infiltrate secured by Kevin ? How would the events MMGH have
fumed out had Kevin taken Kenon's place in securing Outer Heaven?
itt: Snake VS Kevin Cannister, provide arguments on behalf of your choice.
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Most fuc king retarded thread if the century
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When I was young I thought the bad guys were Jews trying to min Christmas, I don' t know where I got
that idea, I just imagine that to happen a lot in america
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Snake generally works on a procurement on site philosophy so we can ass ume he s still going to Outer Kevin with nothing.
Counterpoint is that Kevin' s design philosophy is that he must be completely solitary for his architectural traps to be functional. He
is "home alone" after all, thus in a scenario where Outer Kevin is in effect, Solid snake would be infiltrating a base with a single
guard LE Kevin. Therefore, we can eliminate any boss battles or riffic ult guard encounters that would otherwise take place
Solid snake is shown to be capable of dodging very fast pitfall traps and that pin thing. Therefore, any pitfall traps that Kevin is renowned
for using would be considered ineffectual against Solid Snake- He' s seen this shit before.
This is an initial encounter with Solid Snake for kevin, therefore I would argue that kevin would be in his normal form, not his hyper super Kevin fonn from
Home alone 2, in which he' s gained home alone points from his prior encountered and upgraded his traps. He will therefore be unable to deploy crazy bird
woman. The upside of this for kevin is that Solid snake will not be able to count on codec support from Tim Curry.
With all of this taken into account I believe Solid snake would be able to overcome Outer Kevin, though likely covered in paint and his infiltration unicone
covered in tacks, glass, tinsel and his face came mined by severe burns because Snake lit a cigarette in a comedic scene where Kevin had filled the
room with propane gas from a leftover canister rigged to start going when a was triggered-
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The thing we have to ask ourselves is what is Solid Snake' s objective? Based on previous encounters, we can assume that Kevin
has constructed a revolutionary kind of walking battle tank out of pieces of cardboard, random bits of funiture, duct tape and string.
If Solid Snake tries to destroy Metal Gear , he' d likely be killing Kevin in the process-
Mow Solid Snake COULD kill an 8 year old child, but the question is would he? Given Kevin' s vast intellect (far an 8 year old) he would likely realise this
flaw in Snake' s methodology and could easily jury rig a homestate detonation device much like the ones used in MGSE by the Cobra unit, out of thumb
tacks, elastic bands and perhaps some fabric from the sofa
Under these circumstances, Jihad Kevin would be invincible, since Snake would not take steps to murdere child, as he has been seen to be very much
against the harming of children, as evidenced by his dedication towards protecting Sunny in MGSE.
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I had already dismissed the murder of an innocent child theory on the that Solid would have almost certainly gone nuclear by the time he waded
through all these traps.
Further, Solid snake himself regularly points out that he is "not a hem" and might indeed sacrifice his virtue in order to stop a fully operational bipedal
nuclear cardboard tank that fires paintings filled with depleted uranium-
Further further, if we assume Kevin to be innocent in this scenario then there would not even be a fight. Kevin wouldn' t defend outer Evin from solid
snake if Kevin and Solid snake were "good guys" and thus in this scenario we are forced to assume something or someone has concocted a situation in
which these two are actively trying their best to overcome one another.
I stand by my argument.