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      #12 - severepwner
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      (10/10/2012)[-]
      >Be guard at whiterun   
>would quit, but only thing I can get because of knee injury   
>hear Dragonborn becomes thane   
>See him coming in full iron armor.   
>keep it cool   
>comment on his iron armor, doesn't respond   
>then I got idea to stay updated in all the late news to keep him in the loop   
>nobody ever breaks any laws anyways   
>find out the craziest **** like dark brotherhood, and thieves guild   
>one day he looks more flustered than usual   
>stops in his tracks   
>suddenly draws weapons and starts slaughtering everybody   
>no one is spared   
>shoots me in knee with arrow (guess he thought it would be ironic with my injury, sick bastard)   
>no one left besides me   
>about to bleed out   
>he stops in his tracks again   
>suddenly find myself at beginning of shift   
>entire town looks as if nothing had happened   
>wtf.jpg   
>Dragonborn looks like he just blew off some steam   
>to this day do not know what the **** happened.
      >Be guard at whiterun
      >would quit, but only thing I can get because of knee injury
      >hear Dragonborn becomes thane
      >See him coming in full iron armor.
      >keep it cool
      >comment on his iron armor, doesn't respond
      >then I got idea to stay updated in all the late news to keep him in the loop
      >nobody ever breaks any laws anyways
      >find out the craziest **** like dark brotherhood, and thieves guild
      >one day he looks more flustered than usual
      >stops in his tracks
      >suddenly draws weapons and starts slaughtering everybody
      >no one is spared
      >shoots me in knee with arrow (guess he thought it would be ironic with my injury, sick bastard)
      >no one left besides me
      >about to bleed out
      >he stops in his tracks again
      >suddenly find myself at beginning of shift
      >entire town looks as if nothing had happened
      >wtf.jpg
      >Dragonborn looks like he just blew off some steam
      >to this day do not know what the **** happened.
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