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Getting in my first fight tomorrow-
I Anonymous (ID: L. ) (/ 13( Fri) 04: 05: 03 No. 466948192 Replies: :=:
try your best to hit the other guy first. hope you dont miss.
All right (OP, here' s what you gotta do.
First, you get a biggar of mayonnaise. The biggest one you can find, because the more you have, the better.
Now, tomorrow, right before the fight, you need to in mayo- As much mayo as possible down there. Also make sure to have a mouthful of mayo when you get there. This is gonna be hard
because you' ll feel like gagging, but you need to be brave and hold it in.
Now, once the fight starts, you spit that mayo right at him and take pants, revealing your mavorick. Then, you look at the sky and yell "IT' S MARC) TIME" and start marching towards him, stomping
yourfoot and looking to the scythe whole time.
The more that will happen is that he' ll fuck right off because either he' ll think you' re fucking insane or he' ll think you' re so pathetic he doesn' t want to be the guy who beat you up.
He might also still kick your ass, but at least you' ll have a story's tell. If he does, tryto rub your mavorick against him as much as you can, so he know exactly where yourdick' s been after he' s done beating your
ass. To be an ass, try and smear some mayo on his face without him noticing so he thinks you cockslapped him.