Euphoric Atheist Buys A Holiday Tree
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Holiday trees, Jesus Christ
up December 23rd
is almost here!
on Facebook and Reddit about how it was originally a pagan holiday and that Christians twisted it
into its current image
Sstill celebrates it because I get free shit
Host remembered
Gootta get a tree!
Zbrush the don' to dust off my shirt and comb my neckbeard
my greasy unkempt hair in a pitiful ponytail
my fedora
ow addle outside for the first time this week
into my Prius
to the store
Llisten to the Drunken Peasants podcast on my way
really showed those dumb Christians! Lula!
in the disabled spot because I have anxiety ( said so)
into store
Channers say "Happy holidays"
does it feel to have your culture die, Christians?
out an artificial interdenominational holiday plant and some holiday ornaments
to the counter
god, it' s a girl! I' m so nervous
ble "just this thanks"
replies "Thaw be . 99"
and her the money sitting in my greasy, sweaty palms (moms spaghetti hehe)
Merry Christmas sir, and have a blessed day"
the FUCK did say to me?
has the NERVE to assume my religion?
Excuse me miss, but I do not believe in such daft concepts as a god! where' s the evidence’? Huh? I bet you hate gays tool"
29!... I was just being polite"
Ewell you should not assume people' s religion like that. Some people have an ID "
Ewell okay sir, happy holidays"
the plant into my Prius and drive home
Listen to the comedic genius of George Carlin and Louis CK
into my driveway
back into my room
up plant in the comer
back to playing Crimewatch and watching Rick and Morty
...
