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FIT: Bad pickup lines that went Ewen verse.
e be me
e ‘IE year old virgin beta
e dating we girl i dent really deserve to begin with
e ghetto as shit infelicity school, SC) they' re playing sems , smack yew bitch music
e my friend had secretly brought seine alcahol to the prom, ed i had been putting vodka in my punch
e i else had a couple of beers
e she was completely and utterly against me drinking
e an abusive alcoholic, er something. and apparentley could become ens tee
e hammered. jpeg
e she can' t tell. i' m hiding it pretty well
e her and i are dancing whatever black shit they had playing
e we had a pretty good time
s we' re leave
e i contemplate asking herto cemo hackee my place
e my parents werent home, no siblings, it could have werked ifi played my cards correctly
e iwas tired unbeing beta, and a wanted to score by any means necessary
e SC) uturn towards her, put my hands en her shoulders. and leek deep into her echan blue eyes
e she smiles the most adorable smile we ever seen
e this had the potential to be a meaningful moment
be ofyour ass was the grass. re have a sexual attraction to plants
e i shit "we not, that' s whati said
e "excuse me?'
e We heard me"
e she' s speechless
e "sh "me wanna cemo hackee my place? well be atall alone..."
e she smells the alcahol en my breath
e "anon. have we been drinking?"
e she' s fucking pissed. i can tell
e she threas my weeks punch in my face and storms infinte the night
e she turns back and yells "i was genna sael loved yew"
e "i we muted"
e seems her eyes and shakes her head in disgust
e she screams at me to never call her again. and that were through
e still a virgin to this day
s no regrets