Fuck yeah. Black guys are brattier when fighting games are involved.
was released a few months age
Boosters up all ever campus fer a SFA tournament
Hm halfway decent at the game
arrives. I walk into the campus rec reem
Balack guys everywhere
re all super nice but competitive
ofthem are malt liquor er cheap beer
Pstart the tournament
Pstart wiinning easily
start calling me the Duster Fist, because "I' m serving up house calls of "
llt' s the final game
4 start winning
Eeveryone starts chanting FIST! DOCTOR "
start pouring King Cobra and Bud Light en me
dude threas a chair out of a window fer no reasen
his shirt off, writes DR. FIST en it with Sharpie and gives it to me-
sway give me my prize: a sub fer my car stereo, E King Cobra bottles. my "custom" toshiro, HUD, and ens ofthe guys offered to let his 3/ 10 girlfriend sleep with me
Ended up giving away my King Cobra since it tastes like ass, and paid to have the window fixed.
One of the best days of my lieb.