Britbong is polite

#1 - inept

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(08/16/2017)[-]

British manners are the best manners..

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#2 to #1 - anon id: 44ccfc6a

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(08/16/2017)[-]

The Irish are so salty because of an abundance of full shakers which never got to be used on chips.

Truly sad times.

God save the Queen.

#11 to #2 - anon id: 65dfbdb9

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(08/17/2017)[-]

he's not wrong.

#18 to #2 - anon id: 03729312

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(08/17/2017)[-]

Yank here. Lived in Nenagh and Galway for a few years. Galway was gorgeous, but smelled like despair. I don't remember coming across any happy people ever.

The older folk were the saltiest. My gods. Always in a pub and bitching loudly. I never got along with males. The chicks I could ALWAYS get along with no matter what, and they couldn't get enough. Good times.

Watch how highly they hold Guinness. If you ever take a tour of Dublin, every other sentence about any such building is going to be related to Guinness in some way. It's like there's nothing left to have pride in.

#32 to #18 - sympathyforme

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(08/17/2017)[-]

**sympathyforme used "*roll picture*"**
**sympathyforme rolled image**I loved American exchange student girls. Easiest ass I ever got, first blow job too. God bless the U S of A.

#24 to #1 - trollmobile#245 on commentsRank#245

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(08/17/2017)[-]

i once went to england.
i've never seen such a flat place, nor such flat women.

#26 to #24 - thegreentornado#414 on commentsRank#414

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(08/17/2017)[-]

> Flat women
I love 2D!

#27 to #26 - trollmobile#245 on commentsRank#245

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(08/17/2017)[-]

nah m8 it was more like a ****** 3D conversion that should've just been 2D instead.

#28 to #27 - thegreentornado#414 on commentsRank#414

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(08/17/2017)[-]

How ******?

#29 to #28 - trollmobile#245 on commentsRank#245

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(08/17/2017)[-]

#30 to #29 - thegreentornado#414 on commentsRank#414

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(08/17/2017)[-]

Well, ****.

#43 to #24 - inept

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(08/17/2017)[-]

If I didn't live in a valley, and if you didn't put an 'L' in 'flat', I might have believed you...

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#44 to #43 - trollmobile#245 on commentsRank#245

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(08/17/2017)[-]

fat tits don't count

#45 to #44 - inept

Reply0

(08/17/2017)[-]

I guess you need to go back to school then...

#46 to #45 - trollmobile#245 on commentsRank#245

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(08/17/2017)[-]

hey, i'm not the inept one here.

#47 to #46 - inept

Reply0

(08/17/2017)[-]

You're not very mobile either...

#48 to #47 - trollmobile#245 on commentsRank#245

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(08/17/2017)[-]

sure i am
i've been all over the world

well, all over europe at least.

ok i've been to all the corners.

... except the north-eastern corner.

i've been like 6 places.

#36 to #24 - ChewyConor#396 on commentsRank#396

Reply0

(08/17/2017)[-]

Wait, you've never been to Denmark?

#37 to #36 - trollmobile#245 on commentsRank#245

Reply0

(08/17/2017)[-]

when i was like 5, can't remember ****.

#38 to #37 - ChewyConor#396 on commentsRank#396

Reply0

(08/17/2017)[-]

Where in England did you go, out of interest?

#39 to #38 - trollmobile#245 on commentsRank#245

Reply0

(08/17/2017)[-]

London

#40 to #39 - ChewyConor#396 on commentsRank#396

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(08/17/2017)[-]

Got the 'real England' experience then...

#34 to #24 - anon id: 15725bd8

Reply0

(08/17/2017)[-]

You've never been to England clearly cause the girls here are basically walking growth hormone

#35 to #34 - trollmobile#245 on commentsRank#245

Reply0

(08/17/2017)[-]

went there to meet a flat girl actually.

#5 - summerizer#351 on commentsRank#351

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(08/17/2017)[-]

"I have paint thinner you might like."

#6 to #5 - cutiepyro

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(08/17/2017)[-]

what kind of ****** would drink paint thinner?

the REAL men just develop auto brewery syndrome so we can be wasted off our asses 100% of the time

#23 to #6 - anon id: cb2b9ddc

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(08/17/2017)[-]

Mate it's for formula for the kids how do you think they devolp it

#14 to #6 - stinkyjim#216 on commentsRank#216

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(08/17/2017)[-]

Drinking it would probably kill you. You're supposed to huff it.

#3 - yvaalte

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(08/16/2017)[-]

#8 to #3 - lipidregent

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(08/17/2017)[-]

#4 - yogb

Reply+28

(08/17/2017)[-]

It's because ya didn't offer them beer.
You unpolite ****

#9 to #4 - jacksipian#467 on commentsRank#467

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(08/17/2017)[-]

impolite*

#12 to #4 - anon id: 65dfbdb9

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(08/17/2017)[-]

*Guinness

#13 - Stevethewizard

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(08/17/2017)[-]

The Irish are pretty close to us Americans when it comes to suspicion in regards to politeness. You can't be rude unless you know them, but acting too polite makes them realize you're probably going to skin their dog and wear the pelt as your new toupee.
The obvious answer is to be a smart-ass, but this guy obviously picked the wrong stat spread for that, since he classed into dumb-ass instead. The next answer is to realize that they're probably just ******* with you to see how far they can push it, and either fire back with bants or explain that you're tired of people ******* with you.
Failing all that, offer to pay a month in advance. It's somewhat of a desperation play, but if you need a place to live, it's a move you can call on.

#25 to #13 - meganinja

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(08/17/2017)[-]

Where in America do you live?

#41 to #25 - Stevethewizard

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(08/17/2017)[-]

... That's not important.
Iowa, but the "dog toupee" thing was a joke.

#42 to #41 - meganinja

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(08/17/2017)[-]

Because where I live nobody's suspicious of politeness.

#15 - pointblankhits

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(08/17/2017)[-]

Cork Is certainly not the best place for an English man

Try England

#17 to #15 - tellme

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(08/17/2017)[-]

Cork sounds like a good place for a sesh

#19 to #15 - anon id: 03729312

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(08/17/2017)[-]

Cork is only sadness.

#31 - purelemon

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(08/17/2017)[-]

Idk how you even understood what those cork cunts were saying.

#16 - solgood#491 on commentsRank#491

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(08/17/2017)[-]

#20 to #16 - elitewaffle

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(08/17/2017)[-]

Source?

#22 to #20 - melynt

Reply+1

(08/17/2017)[-]

Black Books. It is quite good.

#49 to #22 - elitewaffle

Reply0

(08/19/2017)[-]

Thank you!

#7 - drkinferno#11 on contentRank#11

Reply-12

(08/17/2017)[-]

They don't serve white people

#21 to #7 - wadawada#139 on commentsRank#139

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(08/17/2017)[-]

Oh I forgot Irish are potato skinned, Guiness colored *******

#33 to #21 - termgrecos

Reply0

(08/17/2017)[-]

technically the irish were not considered "white", however they probably still hold some resentment to their practical enslavement, oppression, and the legalized rape of newly wed women by the british.