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Everyone is allowed childish, irrational fears. Some people hate clowns, others spiders, water, etc. For me it' s hornets.
signior in high school
mistake in scheduling sophomore year led me to end up not taking a mandatory sophomore level science class as a senior
sit' s the last class ofthe day so that' s good at least
sprend most ofthe time sleeping and clicking around
sace all the tests anyways
It should be mentioned we were learning about biology and insects of some kind or another at this time, which prompted this.
soome kid says he caught a giant fuck hornet and that he should bring it to show in class
speacher says this is a great idea
loudly voice my concerns
smy hatred for the creatures are well documented
hearths firing up in the background
skid walks in
shas the biggest fucking hornet I' ever seen
snot as in "biggest Ne ever seen in real life" this was literally betterthan any picture myvideo I' ever seen ofa hornet.
spania mode on standby
skid brings it up to the front ofthe class and the teacher starts talking about hornets and stuff
can' t even focus
sthe hornet looks pretty docile at least.
s" Jhake him a bit and see ifthat wakes him up"
make an insightful comment about why that is a fucking retarded idea
shorten does wake up. and its pissed
skid forgot to secure the lid ofthis shitty plastic container
ARNET FUCKING PUSHES OUT THE LID AND FLIES OUT OF THE CONTAINER
speacher says in a firm but calm voice "Nobody panic"
sshe has the situation undercontrol
scorned flies straight toward me
GNOW IS A PERFECTLY GOOD TIME TO PANIC
FIIGHT OR FLIGHT ENGAGED
FIIGHT MODE ENGAGED
sbout up, scream obscenities and throw my fucking desk at the thing
Swisses entirely, skips off another desk and wrecks the kid who brought it in
ebooks and papers fly fucking everywhere
falls and takes out the front row of students
sthe hornet' s buzzing shifts from "I' m about to be angry" to a higher "I am completely fucking angry" buzz
WYLIGHT MODE ENGAGED
speacher screams "ANON CALM DOWN"
floorball tackle through the group mychildren crowded around the door and bust it open
shear the cracking of skulls on linoleum
starn left and run out ofthe school, into my car, and drive home, still in blind panic
awalk into classroom through noticeably broken door
eeveryone in class has horrible bruises on them either from where the hornet stung them or from being caught in the collateral damage of my escape
skid who got hit by the desk isn' t in class, find out later he had to get a neckbrace
stead fucking silence
eeveryone is staring at me
ssay "I don' t like hornets"
sait down and pretend nothing happened
Fucking hornets, mam