Moovie starts with Han Solo
winning the Millenium Falcoln in
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Lando is butthurt but signs it over to
Han. When Han is leaving it' s revealed to the
audience he was using some kind of holographic
cheating dice thing
Swoody is Hans mentor. but betrays him later on,
but then comes back to help him
and Han are already friends
Clarke is the daughter of a space mobster
Who blackmails Han into bringing her along with
him, she' s also better than him at everything. she
goes back to her dad at the end of the movie and
helps pay off Hans debt and tells him he' ll find his
princess one day (not even kidding)
we scene has Han stealing his famous Blaster.
but he doesn' t know how to turn the safety off. the
laugh at him and are about to shoot .
but Emilia blasts them all first
Swoody Harrelson dies saving Han, his last words
are "never let anyone tell you the odds kid", which
is woodys catchphrasehave to get through the Kessel Run in order
to escape the empire in front of them and the
monsters behind them,, Han says it' s impossible to
do in 12 passes, but Kira (Emilia) does it. The
Kessel run is an asteroid field with a bunch of old
mines attached to them from the clone wars
Moovie ends with Han saying he' s got a job thatll
set him and Chewie up for life, with a guy called
Jabba, Chewie roars and Han says "you All/ i/ Ah/ S)
have a bad feeling about things"
5 Anonymous 01130/ 18( Tue) 15: 22: 59 ' 10
You' re probably lying but this is all plausible.
5 Anonymous 01130/ 18( Tue) 15: 24: 10 No. 93946054
I meant mobsters behind them, not monsters
Sorry, it' s autocorrect5 Anonymous 01/ 30/ 18( Tue) 16: 24: 37
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It' s true
All of it5 Anonymous 01/ 30/ 18( Tue) 16: 27: 18 No. 93948742
to do in 12 parsecs, but Kira (Emilia)
hfa, S QUEEN!
5 Anonymous 01/ 30/ 18( Tue) 16: 27: 59
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I 100% believe it.E Anonymous 01130/ 18( Tue) 17: :21 No. 93950077
OP here, some other small stuff I remember.
PRETTY SURE Temuera Morrison cameos as
an aging clone trooper working as a mercenary.
Definitely looked like him
where Han and Kira are hiding on a jungle
moon, Hart has a snake on his shoulder, Kira is
scared and points it out, Han laughs and grabs it,
and throws it away, saying "what, are you scared of
snakes? They haven' t even got legs! a
Wookiee, that' s scary"
ffunny scene where Chewbacca breaks apart
some cleaner droids because they keep trying to
Millenium Falcoln looks pretty different,
there' s coloured stripes on top of it, and there’ s no
gap in the nose if you know what I mean5 Anonymous ' ultr:
Gretta is scared of a snake
laughs ether and has
monologue about how snakes are
as was was harmless
a twant green snake
slowly sinners up right behind himE Anonymous 01/ ( Tue) 19: 13: 42 No. 93954991
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Harrelson I as San’ Bit H; -m. bus but lflk
are " " tell NNE the Mrlats Kari _5 Anonymous 01/ 3011 ?, No. 93957672
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jumpy solo5 Anonymous ( Tue) 21: 30: 44 No. 93959448
36 here, millennial not Gen X niggeh. Disney
deserves the gas.
Anonymous ( Tue) 21: 31: No. 93959461
Did someone screens» this? It not, include me plz.
3 Anonymous : 41: 30 No. 93959806
This, or even shade? is the correct response to
3 Anonymous ( Tue) 21: 45: 46 No. 93959941
Kessel tun in 12 parsecs'
passes is a distance measurement. That honestly
makes no sense. It only SORTA makes sense In the
original because he managed to shave off distance
with the black hole but besides that more should be
no time ever where someone brings up Kasai run
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