And that's how you were born, billy.
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me, a cute horny carbon babe
allive on a hot inhospitable world with no atmosphere
light from a nearby star bathes the ground with radiation during the day
r. -Night falls and all the heat escapes due to a lack of insulation
flaming redshit meteors the size of mountains regularly engulfing surface in a flaming maelstrom of heavenly
force and fury.
sucks. Everything is on fire, Boring as shit. -.
See Hydrogen, Nitrogen, and Oxygen bros in the distance
tthey' re somehow having fun on this barren hellhole
ejvind myself strangely drawn to the throbbing covalency between their legs. I am overcome by an instinctual desire to bond with them.
s as ofthe laws of physics want me to get fucked.
Paparoach slowly, hips swaying from Brownian motion, make sure to oscillate at the most erotic frequency possible-
see, and are drawn in by the laws of attraction
is Hydrogen goes first. It' s obvious he' s just after my electrons, but I don' t mind. I' ll let him complete his shell.
We words, just straight to fucking. I can feel his thermochemical warmth through my electron cloud.
and oxygen come too- The former yields to the latter, and I find myself double bonding with oxygen-
is Nitrogen comes in from behind. Hydrogen' s so eager-, he forces his covalency down my throat.
Hm at my limit now. I can only handle so many bonds-
euphoric feeling of atomic stability cascades through my nucleus- I could stay like this forever. --
the first time in my miserable existence I feel alive...
And that Billy is the story oxbow life began-.
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