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Why are American airports to shit?
to go on holiday to America
mane lands at are airport
sall the American passengers start clapping as the plane memes to a step
I , start falling out of the overhead compartments
unamerican passengers start paying tips to the other passengers based on their ericlight performance
and streamers burst everywhere
saut: k this, quickly make my way to the exit of the plane
anther amreicans also making way to the exit
aether see the captain
a-" GOOD , YOU WERE GREAT, AMAZING FLIGHT all GOOD "
Inventer the terminal building
music starts playing
agreeded by an immigration ember
ache already knows my name, age, address and the exact time (to the second] i took my last shit because NSA
still hear taint clapping and screams of "good jamaal" coming from down the other way
awe immigration says i need a cavity sea: -on
yhe sticks his fat sausage fingers into my arse
aim in so much pain, his fingers are easily as girthy as a thingies tin
SIR, GOOD WE' RE ALL CLEAR HERE
amends me a 20% tip
awalk out of the cavity search room and are greeted to a round of applause from a group of overweight americlaps
fuel: american airports, FUCK THEM.
We get excited when our toight ends on a may and not in an ethos ,