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    User avatar#248 - therealtjthemedic
    Reply+54
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    **therealtjthemedic rolls 999,999,999** ******* 4chan, keeps **** fresh in the afterlife
    User avatar#371 to #248 - jettom#249 on contentRank#249
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    AMAGAD
    User avatar#372 to #371 - therealtjthemedic
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    you can now see the deception
    User avatar#373 to #372 - jettom#249 on contentRank#249
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    **jettom rolls 048,653,502**
    You rolled 999,999,999 thats amazing let me try
    User avatar#358 to #248 - therealtjthemedic
    Reply+2
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    If I actually do ever roll 999,999,999 nobody will beleive me
    #352 to #248 - sreggin
    Reply+1
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    how did u get yellow text?
    User avatar#353 to #352 - therealtjthemedic
    Reply0
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    top ten on one of the boards
    User avatar#344 to #248 - brothergrimm#133 on commentsRank#133
    Reply+1
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    i see through your witchcraft.

    thumb for cleverness though
    User avatar#345 to #344 - therealtjthemedic
    Reply0
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    And you too, mysterious folk tale writer.
    #346 to #345 - brothergrimm#133 on commentsRank#133
    Reply0
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    and he gets the name!!! have a toad
    and he gets the name!!! have a toad
    #340 to #248 - anon id: f4c91a39
    Reply0
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    FUUUUU!!! As soon as I read that I instantly thought of Inglorious Bastards and the Portal 2 opening at the same time.
    User avatar#330 to #248 - therealtjthemedic
    Reply+2
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    I can't wait for someone to roll this.
    #336 to #330 - ilovehitler
    Reply+1
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    I like how you try and pass it off as real in some of your comments.
    I suppose if you're gonna fake something, fake it till the end, neh?
    User avatar#338 to #336 - therealtjthemedic
    Reply+1
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    A man has to go down with his ship! It's all fun and games, anyway. Why not extend playtime?
    #339 to #338 - ilovehitler
    Reply+1
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    Play hard until it all ends and you're left broken and bloody, dying in front of a half destroyed building wondering where you went wrong.
    User avatar#341 to #339 - therealtjthemedic
    Reply+1
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    Post's gonn a be off the frontpage in about half an hour. I expect the ********* to stop then.
    #342 to #341 - ilovehitler
    Reply+1
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    Ride it hard. Show that ********* that it's nothing but your bitch.
    User avatar#343 to #342 - therealtjthemedic
    Reply+1
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    **therealtjthemedic rolls 123,456,789** Gig's up anyway.
    #317 to #248 - biggrand
    Reply-4
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    have a lap dance, you deserve it
    have a lap dance, you deserve it
    User avatar#320 to #317 - therealtjthemedic
    Reply0
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    That gif... what the heeell?
    User avatar#313 to #248 - rawrbowwow
    Reply0
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    I thought this was fake.
    And then I highlighted the numbers individually.
    Holy Damn...
    User avatar#319 to #313 - rawrbowwow
    Reply0
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    I wish I could edit...

    I just looked at your previous comments and they're all yellow text.
    You just changed the color of your main text You bitch.
    User avatar#321 to #319 - therealtjthemedic
    Reply0
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    The people need a dream.
    User avatar#322 to #321 - rawrbowwow
    Reply0
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    A dream is a dream. It's much better than seeing something like this then realizing it's fake.
    This is like saying "I wish I had some ice cream!" then someone give you a cone filled with Ice cream. And you realize it's not ice cream, but it's yogurt.
    User avatar#323 to #322 - therealtjthemedic
    Reply0
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    Maybe it was icecream. Maybe you thought it was, anyway.Then someone throws it down and says '**** Yoghurt.'
    User avatar#324 to #323 - rawrbowwow
    Reply0
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    I went to bite it and it wasn't ice cream. That's worse than not having ice cream in the first place. There was no false hope.
    User avatar#326 to #324 - therealtjthemedic
    Reply0
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    Damn this is really deep now.
    Anyway, whatever. It was good for a laugh.
    When life gives you text, make rolls
    User avatar#327 to #326 - rawrbowwow
    Reply+1
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    Yeah, you did get me though. So kudos for that.
    User avatar#329 to #327 - therealtjthemedic
    Reply0
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    Have fun then. See you again sometime, hopefully with real nintuples
    #328 to #327 - therealtjthemedic
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    #325 to #324 - therealtjthemedic
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    #312 to #248 - anon id: 010e18d5
    Reply0
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    Legit as balls totally not a text color roll
    User avatar#311 to #248 - therealtjthemedic
    Reply0
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    you crazy sovereign
    User avatar#316 to #311 - thesovereigngrave
    Reply0
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    **thesovereigngrave rolls 248,389,507** I'm not crazy. Just neurotic.
    User avatar#307 to #248 - thesovereigngrave
    Reply+1
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    **thesovereigngrave rolls 199,868,652** And here are real nons!
    User avatar#309 to #307 - thesovereigngrave
    Reply+1
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    I tried.
    #305 to #248 - WavierHalo
    Reply+3
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    Mfw when I try to get 999,999,999 first
    Mfw when I try to get 999,999,999 first
    #303 to #248 - silverhellion
    Reply+3
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    HFW giga-roll
    HFW giga-roll
    #298 to #248 - desadaptado
    Reply+9
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    Comment Picture
    #301 to #298 - desadaptado
    Reply+6
    (03/27/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#302 to #301 - therealtjthemedic
    Reply+4
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    You're a funny guy. I like you.
    #297 to #248 - worldinthebest
    Reply+4
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    Holy jumping ****** **** balls
    Holy jumping ****** **** balls
    User avatar#314 to #297 - kerns
    Reply+1
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    my favorite tv show!
    #291 to #248 - sorenlolz
    Reply+7
    (03/27/2013)[-]
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    **sorenlolz rolls 798,744,841** You have yellow text
    #294 to #291 - allclopprsmustpie**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#296 to #294 - therealtjthemedic
    Reply+3
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    what if we all are yellow text
    #290 to #248 - nockae
    Reply+2
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    inb4 top comment
    #289 to #248 - goomboobooddoo
    Reply+2
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    Comment Picture
    #286 to #248 - theincrediblelegs
    Reply0
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    What's this now
    What's this now
    #285 to #248 - nockae
    Reply+16
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    It's not real you faggots. Look at the color difference.
    It's not real you faggots. Look at the color difference.
    User avatar#310 to #285 - starswirltb
    Reply+4
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    Jesus Nock, you can't just ruin their hopes and dreams like that!
    #368 to #310 - nock**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#348 to #310 - therealtjthemedic
    Reply+1
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    Nah, nockae can do what he wants
    #315 to #310 - nockae
    Reply+4
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    fuk yo dreams
    fuk yo dreams
    #288 to #285 - drmcninja
    Reply+3
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    I knew it was too good to be true.
    #287 to #285 - allclopprsmustpie**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#300 to #287 - therealtjthemedic
    Reply+3
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    The people need hope
    #299 to #287 - therealtjthemedic
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    #283 to #248 - Superhell
    Reply0
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    Comment Picture
    #280 to #248 - numbersixx
    Reply0
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    well ****....
    well ****....
    #278 to #248 - lolbasaur
    Reply0
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    Comment Picture
    #275 to #248 - cirruss
    Reply0
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    yes.
    yes.
    #274 to #248 - sorenlolz
    Reply0
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    This image has expired
    a 1 in 10000000000 chance
    #331 to #274 - ilovehitler
    Reply0
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    Actually a 100% chance of getting it right.
    User avatar#374 to #331 - therealtjthemedic
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    Unless I made a spelling mistake. Look at it now, btw
    User avatar#347 to #331 - sorenlolz
    Reply0
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    I know I just noticed
    #273 to #248 - lordvimless
    Reply+1
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    holy ****.
    holy ****.
    #272 to #248 - rageeffer 
    Reply+4
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    Words cannot describe my feelings towards this....
    Words cannot describe my feelings towards this....
    User avatar#271 to #248 - randtherrin
    Reply+3
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    **randtherrin rolls 872,494,163** not possible
    #270 to #248 - frapdaddy
    Reply+2
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    i... its... how can this be
    i... its... how can this be
    #332 to #270 - ilovehitler
    Reply0
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    The magic of yellow text.
    #268 to #248 - desadaptado
    Reply+2
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    I cant believe what i am watching
    I cant believe what i am watching
    User avatar#267 to #248 - sorenlolz
    Reply+3
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    ILLUMINATI
    #263 to #248 - thegrazel
    Reply+5
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    I don't believe it. Either you cheated and are a douchebag. . . or. . . the internet has shined upon you with holy webs of the promised land. A land flowing of Zetta-bytes and the "Perfect Porn" for all to enjoy. You sir. . . have unlocked the blessed way to the promised page.
    I don't believe it. Either you cheated and are a douchebag. . . or. . . the internet has shined upon you with holy webs of the promised land. A land flowing of Zetta-bytes and the "Perfect Porn" for all to enjoy. You sir. . . have unlocked the blessed way to the promised page.
    #333 to #263 - ilovehitler
    Reply+1
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    He cheated in a way. He has yellow text, then just used white text after the "roll".
    User avatar#349 to #333 - therealtjthemedic
    Reply+1
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    Shut up he thought I was god
    #350 to #349 - ilovehitler
    Reply+1
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    There's only one god, and he's no medic.
    His name is Hitler.
    User avatar#369 to #350 - thegrazel
    Reply0
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    I knew he was lying, but how often do you get the chance to actually make people laugh on here with original ****? My posts never do well but my comments do haha. Time to get people some giggles.
    User avatar
    #308 to #263 - RisenLichen
    Reply+1
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    **RisenLichen rolls 750,743,321** it's fake
    User avatar#261 to #248 - kerns
    Reply+1
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    holy **** mother ******
    User avatar#260 to #248 - therealtjthemedic
    Reply+6
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    i am so confus
    User avatar#262 to #260 - kerns
    Reply+3
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    kill yourself
    User avatar#264 to #262 - therealtjthemedic
    Reply+4
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    Game over. I'm done.
    User avatar#265 to #264 - kerns
    Reply+3
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    you beat the game
    User avatar#269 to #265 - therealtjthemedic
    Reply+5
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    high score 999,999,999
    #266 to #265 - therealtjthemedic
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    #259 to #248 - desadaptado
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    #257 to #248 - drmcninja
    Reply+3
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    I... I... I don't know if I should be believing this is real. Its too good to be true, but I just can't tell.
    #334 to #257 - ilovehitler
    Reply0
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    You're right, it isn't real. Yellow text.
    #255 to #248 - benharper
    Reply+2
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    Holy ******* ****, the chosen one is among us!!!
    #254 to #248 - thasneeze
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    (03/27/2013)[-]
    Comment Picture
    #252 to #248 - spartanswimmer
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    (03/27/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#251 to #248 - nuuby
    Reply+5
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    Did that actually just happen?
    #335 to #251 - ilovehitler
    Reply+1
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    Not really, he just used his yellow text.
    User avatar#253 to #251 - therealtjthemedic
    Reply+3
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    help i think i broke it all
    #258 to #253 - drmcninja
    Reply+3
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    You are going to get so many thumbs.
    User avatar#256 to #253 - nuuby
    Reply+3
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    Have fun being top comment in a few minutes, and probably in top 10 all time soon enough.
    User avatar#249 to #248 - therealtjthemedic
    Reply+1
    (03/27/2013)[-]
    guys what have done
    #250 to #249 - therealtjthemedic
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