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therealtjthemedic
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(03/27/2013)
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**therealtjthemedic rolls 999,999,999*
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******* 4chan, keeps **** fresh in the afterlife
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jettom
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(04/03/2013)
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AMAGAD
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therealtjthemedic
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(04/03/2013)
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you can now see the deception
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jettom
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**jettom rolls 048,653,502**
You rolled 999,999,999 thats amazing let me try
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therealtjthemedic
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(03/27/2013)
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If I actually do ever roll 999,999,999 nobody will beleive me
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sreggin
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(03/27/2013)
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how did u get yellow text?
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therealtjthemedic
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(03/27/2013)
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top ten on one of the boards
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brothergrimm
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i see through your witchcraft.
thumb for cleverness though
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therealtjthemedic
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(03/27/2013)
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And you too, mysterious folk tale writer.
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brothergrimm
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(03/27/2013)
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and he gets the name!!! have a toad
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anon
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(03/27/2013)
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FUUUUU!!! As soon as I read that I instantly thought of Inglorious Bastards and the Portal 2 opening at the same time.
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therealtjthemedic
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(03/27/2013)
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I can't wait for someone to roll this.
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ilovehitler
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(03/27/2013)
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I like how you try and pass it off as real in some of your comments.
I suppose if you're gonna fake something, fake it till the end, neh?
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therealtjthemedic
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A man has to go down with his ship! It's all fun and games, anyway. Why not extend playtime?
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ilovehitler
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(03/27/2013)
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Play hard until it all ends and you're left broken and bloody, dying in front of a half destroyed building wondering where you went wrong.
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therealtjthemedic
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Post's gonn a be off the frontpage in about half an hour. I expect the ********* to stop then.
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ilovehitler
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Ride it hard. Show that ********* that it's nothing but your bitch.
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therealtjthemedic
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(03/27/2013)
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**therealtjthemedic rolls 123,456,789*
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Gig's up anyway.
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biggrand
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(03/27/2013)
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have a lap dance, you deserve it
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therealtjthemedic
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(03/27/2013)
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That gif... what the heeell?
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rawrbowwow
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(03/27/2013)
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I thought this was fake.
And then I highlighted the numbers individually.
Holy Damn...
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rawrbowwow
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(03/27/2013)
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I wish I could edit...
I just looked at your previous comments and they're all yellow text.
You just changed the color of your main text
You bitch.
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therealtjthemedic
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(03/27/2013)
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The people need a dream.
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rawrbowwow
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(03/27/2013)
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A dream is a dream. It's much better than seeing something like this then realizing it's fake.
This is like saying "I wish I had some ice cream!" then someone give you a cone filled with Ice cream. And you realize it's not ice cream, but it's yogurt.
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therealtjthemedic
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Maybe it was icecream. Maybe you thought it was, anyway.Then someone throws it down and says '**** Yoghurt.'
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rawrbowwow
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I went to bite it and it wasn't ice cream. That's worse than not having ice cream in the first place. There was no false hope.
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therealtjthemedic
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Damn this is really deep now.
Anyway, whatever. It was good for a laugh.
When life gives you text, make rolls
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rawrbowwow
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(03/27/2013)
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Yeah, you did get me though. So kudos for that.
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therealtjthemedic
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Have fun then. See you again sometime, hopefully with real nintuples
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anon
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Legit as balls totally not a text color roll
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therealtjthemedic
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(03/27/2013)
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you crazy sovereign
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thesovereigngrave
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(03/27/2013)
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**thesovereigngrave rolls 248,389,507**
I'm not crazy. Just neurotic.
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thesovereigngrave
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**thesovereigngrave rolls 199,868,652**
And here are real nons!
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thesovereigngrave
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(03/27/2013)
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I tried.
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WavierHalo
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(03/27/2013)
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Mfw when I try to get 999,999,999 first
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silverhellion
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(03/27/2013)
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HFW giga-roll
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desadaptado
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desadaptado
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therealtjthemedic
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(03/27/2013)
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You're a funny guy. I like you.
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worldinthebest
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(03/27/2013)
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Holy jumping ****** **** balls
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kerns
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(03/27/2013)
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my favorite tv show!
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sorenlolz
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(03/27/2013)
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**sorenlolz rolls 798,744,841**
You have yellow text
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allclopprsmustpie
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therealtjthemedic
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(03/27/2013)
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what if we all are yellow text
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nockae
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(03/27/2013)
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inb4 top comment
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goomboobooddoo
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(03/27/2013)
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theincrediblelegs
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(03/27/2013)
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What's this now
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nockae
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(03/27/2013)
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It's not real you faggots. Look at the color difference.
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starswirltb
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(03/27/2013)
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Jesus Nock, you can't just ruin their hopes and dreams like that!
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therealtjthemedic
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Nah, nockae can do what he wants
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nockae
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fuk yo dreams
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drmcninja
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I knew it was too good to be true.
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therealtjthemedic
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The people need hope
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Superhell
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numbersixx
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well ****....
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lolbasaur
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cirruss
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yes.
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sorenlolz
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a 1 in 10000000000 chance
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ilovehitler
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(03/27/2013)
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Actually a 100% chance of getting it right.
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therealtjthemedic
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Unless I made a spelling mistake. Look at it now, btw
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sorenlolz
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(03/27/2013)
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I know I just noticed
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lordvimless
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(03/27/2013)
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holy ****.
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rageeffer
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(03/27/2013)
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Words cannot describe my feelings towards this....
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randtherrin
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(03/27/2013)
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**randtherrin rolls 872,494,163**
not possible
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frapdaddy
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(03/27/2013)
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i... its... how can this be
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ilovehitler
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The magic of yellow text.
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desadaptado
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I cant believe what i am watching
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sorenlolz
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(03/27/2013)
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ILLUMINATI
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thegrazel
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(03/27/2013)
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I don't believe it. Either you cheated and are a douchebag. . . or. . . the internet has shined upon you with holy webs of the promised land. A land flowing of Zetta-bytes and the "Perfect Porn" for all to enjoy. You sir. . . have unlocked the blessed way to the promised page.
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ilovehitler
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(03/27/2013)
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He cheated in a way. He has yellow text, then just used white text after the "roll".
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therealtjthemedic
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(03/27/2013)
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Shut up he thought I was god
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ilovehitler
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There's only one god, and he's no medic.
His name is Hitler.
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thegrazel
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(03/27/2013)
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I knew he was lying, but how often do you get the chance to actually make people laugh on here with original ****? My posts never do well but my comments do haha. Time to get people some giggles.
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RisenLichen
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(03/27/2013)
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**RisenLichen rolls 750,743,321**
it's fake
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kerns
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holy **** mother ******
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therealtjthemedic
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(03/27/2013)
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i am so confus
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kerns
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kill yourself
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therealtjthemedic
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Game over. I'm done.
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kerns
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you beat the game
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therealtjthemedic
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high score 999,999,999
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drmcninja
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I... I... I don't know if I should be believing this is real. Its too good to be true, but I just can't tell.
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ilovehitler
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(03/27/2013)
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You're right, it isn't real. Yellow text.
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benharper
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(03/27/2013)
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Holy ******* ****, the chosen one is among us!!!
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thasneeze
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spartanswimmer
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nuuby
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Did that actually just happen?
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ilovehitler
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Not really, he just used his yellow text.
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therealtjthemedic
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(03/27/2013)
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help i think i broke it all
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drmcninja
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(03/27/2013)
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You are going to get so many thumbs.
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nuuby
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(03/27/2013)
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Have fun being top comment in a few minutes, and probably in top 10 all time soon enough.
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therealtjthemedic
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guys what have done
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