I knew it was too good to be true. - #87832783 added by drmcninja at 4chan on suicide

#248 - therealtjthemedic

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(03/27/2013)[-]

**therealtjthemedic rolls 999,999,999** ******* 4chan, keeps **** fresh in the afterlife

#371 to #248 - jettom#249 on contentRank#249

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(04/03/2013)[-]

AMAGAD

#372 to #371 - therealtjthemedic

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(04/03/2013)[-]

you can now see the deception

#373 to #372 - jettom#249 on contentRank#249

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(04/03/2013)[-]

**jettom rolls 048,653,502**
You rolled 999,999,999 thats amazing let me try

#358 to #248 - therealtjthemedic

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(03/27/2013)[-]

If I actually do ever roll 999,999,999 nobody will beleive me

#352 to #248 - sreggin

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(03/27/2013)[-]

how did u get yellow text?

#353 to #352 - therealtjthemedic

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(03/27/2013)[-]

top ten on one of the boards

#344 to #248 - brothergrimm#136 on commentsRank#136

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(03/27/2013)[-]

i see through your witchcraft.

thumb for cleverness though

#345 to #344 - therealtjthemedic

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(03/27/2013)[-]

And you too, mysterious folk tale writer.

#346 to #345 - brothergrimm#136 on commentsRank#136

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(03/27/2013)[-]

and he gets the name!!! have a toad

#340 to #248 - anon id: f4c91a39

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(03/27/2013)[-]

FUUUUU!!! As soon as I read that I instantly thought of Inglorious Bastards and the Portal 2 opening at the same time.

#330 to #248 - therealtjthemedic

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(03/27/2013)[-]

I can't wait for someone to roll this.

#336 to #330 - ilovehitler

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(03/27/2013)[-]

I like how you try and pass it off as real in some of your comments.
I suppose if you're gonna fake something, fake it till the end, neh?

#338 to #336 - therealtjthemedic

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(03/27/2013)[-]

A man has to go down with his ship! It's all fun and games, anyway. Why not extend playtime?

#339 to #338 - ilovehitler

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(03/27/2013)[-]

Play hard until it all ends and you're left broken and bloody, dying in front of a half destroyed building wondering where you went wrong.

#341 to #339 - therealtjthemedic

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(03/27/2013)[-]

Post's gonn a be off the frontpage in about half an hour. I expect the ********* to stop then.

#342 to #341 - ilovehitler

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(03/27/2013)[-]

Ride it hard. Show that ********* that it's nothing but your bitch.

#343 to #342 - therealtjthemedic

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(03/27/2013)[-]

**therealtjthemedic rolls 123,456,789** Gig's up anyway.

#317 to #248 - biggrand

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(03/27/2013)[-]

have a lap dance, you deserve it

#320 to #317 - therealtjthemedic

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(03/27/2013)[-]

That gif... what the heeell?

#313 to #248 - rawrbowwow

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(03/27/2013)[-]

I thought this was fake.
And then I highlighted the numbers individually.
Holy Damn...

#319 to #313 - rawrbowwow

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(03/27/2013)[-]

I wish I could edit...

I just looked at your previous comments and they're all yellow text.
You just changed the color of your main text You bitch.

#321 to #319 - therealtjthemedic

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(03/27/2013)[-]

The people need a dream.

#322 to #321 - rawrbowwow

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(03/27/2013)[-]

A dream is a dream. It's much better than seeing something like this then realizing it's fake.
This is like saying "I wish I had some ice cream!" then someone give you a cone filled with Ice cream. And you realize it's not ice cream, but it's yogurt.

#323 to #322 - therealtjthemedic

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(03/27/2013)[-]

Maybe it was icecream. Maybe you thought it was, anyway.Then someone throws it down and says '**** Yoghurt.'

#324 to #323 - rawrbowwow

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(03/27/2013)[-]

I went to bite it and it wasn't ice cream. That's worse than not having ice cream in the first place. There was no false hope.

#326 to #324 - therealtjthemedic

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(03/27/2013)[-]

Damn this is really deep now.
Anyway, whatever. It was good for a laugh.
When life gives you text, make rolls

#327 to #326 - rawrbowwow

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(03/27/2013)[-]

Yeah, you did get me though. So kudos for that.

#329 to #327 - therealtjthemedic

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(03/27/2013)[-]

Have fun then. See you again sometime, hopefully with real nintuples

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#312 to #248 - anon id: 010e18d5

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(03/27/2013)[-]

Legit as balls totally not a text color roll

#311 to #248 - therealtjthemedic

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(03/27/2013)[-]

you crazy sovereign

#316 to #311 - thesovereigngrave

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(03/27/2013)[-]

**thesovereigngrave rolls 248,389,507** I'm not crazy. Just neurotic.

#307 to #248 - thesovereigngrave

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(03/27/2013)[-]

**thesovereigngrave rolls 199,868,652** And here are real nons!

#309 to #307 - thesovereigngrave

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(03/27/2013)[-]

I tried.

#305 to #248 - WavierHalo

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(03/27/2013)[-]

Mfw when I try to get 999,999,999 first

#303 to #248 - silverhellion

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(03/27/2013)[-]

HFW giga-roll

#298 to #248 - desadaptado

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(03/27/2013)[-]

#301 to #298 - desadaptado

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(03/27/2013)[-]

#302 to #301 - therealtjthemedic

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(03/27/2013)[-]

You're a funny guy. I like you.

#297 to #248 - worldinthebest

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(03/27/2013)[-]

Holy jumping ****** **** balls

#314 to #297 - kerns

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(03/27/2013)[-]

my favorite tv show!

#291 to #248 - sorenlolz

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(03/27/2013)[-]

**sorenlolz rolls 798,744,841** You have yellow text

#294 to #291 - allclopprsmustpie**User deleted account**

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#296 to #294 - therealtjthemedic

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(03/27/2013)[-]

what if we all are yellow text

#290 to #248 - nockae

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(03/27/2013)[-]

inb4 top comment

#289 to #248 - goomboobooddoo

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(03/27/2013)[-]

#286 to #248 - theincrediblelegs

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(03/27/2013)[-]

What's this now

#285 to #248 - nockae

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(03/27/2013)[-]

It's not real you faggots. Look at the color difference.

#310 to #285 - starswirltb

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(03/27/2013)[-]

Jesus Nock, you can't just ruin their hopes and dreams like that!

#368 to #310 - nock**User deleted account**

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#348 to #310 - therealtjthemedic

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(03/27/2013)[-]

Nah, nockae can do what he wants

#315 to #310 - nockae

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(03/27/2013)[-]

fuk yo dreams

#288 to #285 - drmcninja

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(03/27/2013)[-]

I knew it was too good to be true.

#287 to #285 - allclopprsmustpie**User deleted account**

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#300 to #287 - therealtjthemedic

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(03/27/2013)[-]

The people need hope

#299 to #287 - therealtjthemedic

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#283 to #248 - Superhell

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(03/27/2013)[-]

#280 to #248 - numbersixx

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(03/27/2013)[-]

well ****....

#278 to #248 - lolbasaur

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(03/27/2013)[-]

#275 to #248 - cirruss

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(03/27/2013)[-]

yes.

#274 to #248 - sorenlolz

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(03/27/2013)[-]

a 1 in 10000000000 chance

#331 to #274 - ilovehitler

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(03/27/2013)[-]

Actually a 100% chance of getting it right.

#374 to #331 - therealtjthemedic

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(04/03/2013)[-]

Unless I made a spelling mistake. Look at it now, btw

#347 to #331 - sorenlolz

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(03/27/2013)[-]

I know I just noticed

#273 to #248 - lordvimless

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(03/27/2013)[-]

holy ****.

#272 to #248 - rageeffer

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(03/27/2013)[-]

Words cannot describe my feelings towards this....

#271 to #248 - randtherrin

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(03/27/2013)[-]

**randtherrin rolls 872,494,163** not possible

#270 to #248 - frapdaddy

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(03/27/2013)[-]

i... its... how can this be

#332 to #270 - ilovehitler

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(03/27/2013)[-]

The magic of yellow text.

#268 to #248 - desadaptado

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(03/27/2013)[-]

I cant believe what i am watching

#267 to #248 - sorenlolz

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(03/27/2013)[-]

ILLUMINATI

#263 to #248 - thegrazel

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(03/27/2013)[-]

I don't believe it. Either you cheated and are a douchebag. . . or. . . the internet has shined upon you with holy webs of the promised land. A land flowing of Zetta-bytes and the "Perfect Porn" for all to enjoy. You sir. . . have unlocked the blessed way to the promised page.

#333 to #263 - ilovehitler

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(03/27/2013)[-]

He cheated in a way. He has yellow text, then just used white text after the "roll".

#349 to #333 - therealtjthemedic

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(03/27/2013)[-]

Shut up he thought I was god

#350 to #349 - ilovehitler

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(03/27/2013)[-]

There's only one god, and he's no medic.
His name is Hitler.

#369 to #350 - thegrazel

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(03/27/2013)[-]

I knew he was lying, but how often do you get the chance to actually make people laugh on here with original ****? My posts never do well but my comments do haha. Time to get people some giggles.