AIOI(., WHAT IS THE MOST POWERFUL POKEMON IN THE HOMO?
GET THAT DICK om was tangent
AND PAY ATTENTION
71% OF THE PLANET' 3 SURFACE is WATER
90% OF LIFE m THE WATER IS
100% OF ' S BODY IS PURE PAIN
litt I g treino MATTER WHERE
A ' GO, YOU WILL
NOT BE SAFE.
Let' s give you some simple numbers so you
can comprehend just how tucked you are,
20 base MP.
1 twee attack
IBO hase speed.
If It' s raining, than its speed DOUBLES.
SWEET GANDHI? TITS, THAT' S TERRIFYING
Well, guess what? were just getting warmed up. It' s
time to show you the deadly attacks Magikarp can use.
A that lives for years can use this to LEAP OVER ",,
You sank even walk our one without losing your breath. wll!' ' ii!
Poored; A loo Markart.
That' s " kilograms of solid death helm thrown right at your fat hoe.
It you earl somehow get to 1 MP, this move gets a base power
of IN. That sound was your howell leaving your hotly In sheer terror.
Boone“ took your upness types. as I bonus, honorees even more
than It normally is for one turn.
lall) HEY W
PM your pants bask on, we' re not done yet.
SPEAKING OF ORGASMIC
Magicarp is in the DRAGON egg group. That
means that the following Pokemon are lining up
to have sex with it:
THIS is IN ADDITION TO " VAGUELY .
AND CREATES EVEN MORE MAGICKARP.
Here' s another terrifying stat for you, pussy
Now, I know what your self is thinking.
ITS EVOLUTION IS COMPLETE GARBAGE.
Not that It matters anyway. The B button was Invented for a reason.