Confession: When I was still married, I had a
feeling he was cheating on me. I found a
pack of condoms in his car. The box was
already opened so i poked a hole in the
wrapper of each one. Then i preceded to
soak them in habanero pepper juice for an
hour, I put them back in the car before he
woke up. He told me he had to go help his
mom with some things around her house.
He left. 3 hours later my best friend called to
tell me that she had sex with her "boyfriend"
and that now she was on fire down there!
My husband came home and placed an ice
pack down there, saying he got burnt by
something. Needless to say after that, he
lost his wife and she lost her friend. Neither
one of them knows what I did. Now if I see
either one of them I always ask, "Where' s