Why do Mexicans make refried beans?
Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time?
What is lazy and owns a lawnmower?
A Mexican with a job.
Why do flys have wings?
To beat Mexicans to the trash can.
How many mexican's does it take to grease a car?
Just one if you hit him right.
Why do mexicans buy Cabbage Patch dolls?
Because they come with birth certificates.
Why is there so little great mexican literature?
Spray paint wasn't invented until 1950.
Why is the average age of the mexican army 40?
Because they take them right out of high school.
What are the three most difficult years in a mexicans life?
What do you call a taco with a food stamp inside it?
A mexican fortune cookie.
What's the slowest thing in the world?
A mexican funeral precession with only 1 set of jumper cables.
Why don't mexicans have barbecues?
Because the beans keep falling through the Grill!
What do you call a mexican with an IQ of 176?
What do you call a mexican paratrooper?
Instant air pollution.