So, I'm a waitress and cook at a popular greasy spoon. This dude kept coming up to the counter today trying to chat to me while I cooked his gammon ( we have an open counter kitchen )
I was relieved when he finally sat down to munch and left as soon as he was done. He handed me this tip after saying thank's and walked away as fast as his stiff little legs would carry him.. I didn't think anything of it, another day with creepy dudes, you know? Anyway I just got home... And took my tips out my apron.
I find it quite funny and thought I'd share my amusement with my Funnyjunk chaps. If I had noticed his spelling at the time, I would have told him how to spell your.