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    #1 - swirlytwirl#292 on commentsRank#292 
    Reply+29
    (08/22/2017)[-]
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    #5 to #1 - herecomesmaverick#2 on commentsRank#2 
    Reply+7
    (08/22/2017)[-]
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    #2 to #1 - venomousvalentine [OP] 
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    (08/22/2017)[-]
    Thanks
    Thanks
    User avatar#4 to #2 - swirlytwirl#292 on commentsRank#292 
    Reply+1
    (08/22/2017)[-]
    anything for you VV
    #29 to #2 - omnicorner 
    Reply0
    (08/22/2017)[-]
    Who DAT?
    Who DAT?
    User avatar#30 to #29 - venomousvalentine [OP] 
    Reply0
    (08/22/2017)[-]
    Franken fran.
    #6 - ohhh 
    Reply+23
    (08/22/2017)[-]
    And that's how school shooters are made.
    And that's how school shooters are made.
    User avatar#22 to #6 - catburglarpenis#9 on commentsRank#9 
    Reply+4
    (08/22/2017)[-]
    "How dare you call me out on being a NEET just pay for me to be a piece of **** my whole life and feed me and house me"

    It's almost like if I came to your house you'd just start feeding me and paying my bills forever because I'm loosely related to you genetically

    Wtf mom I'm only 30
    #26 to #22 - kotiddyzers 
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    (08/22/2017)[-]
    i dont get how this has a downvote, because the person that first set the kid up for this sort of lifestyle is noone else than the parent.
    you could argue they couldn't know any better, but you could literally say the same for the kid who has now grown up doing nothing.
    not enough involvement from the parents results in this ****.
    maybe hes in a single parent family or something
    User avatar#31 to #26 - catburglarpenis#9 on commentsRank#9 
    Reply0
    (08/22/2017)[-]
    That's the thing, FJ can't make up its mind. If I say "my wife is a 22 year old piece of **** who refuses to get a job, go to college or do anything and just sits around eating me out of house and home" everyone's like "dump her". Replace "wife" with "son" or "daughter" and suddenly everyone sees themselves in the shoes of the NEET and runs to NEET defense. The kid is past age 18, do something with your life. I was out on my ass at age 17 and joined the military. I've been in education, employment or training ever since. There's no excuse to be a NEET, but even though no one wants to look after a NEET, everyone wants to BE one. ******* lame.
    #32 to #31 - kotiddyzers 
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    (08/22/2017)[-]
    its true. he should be booted out of the house, and that should give him a sense of emergency where he might end up growing up. then again depends person to person, some people will just have other (i think you could literally call it safe spaces) to run to.
    for example a girl being dumped and running right to another guy
    #33 to #32 - kotiddyzers 
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    (08/22/2017)[-]
    and i dont see why anyone would want to be a neet. its disgusting. independence is whats enjoyable to pursue
    User avatar#35 to #32 - catburglarpenis#9 on commentsRank#9 
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    (08/22/2017)[-]
    I'll admit it's a delicate game. If I told you my parents told me to pick a ******* college right ******* now or leave on my 18th birthday, I could make that sound like a sad story, especially if I told you that I told them "I don't wanna" and ended up on the streets sucking dick and slinging smack to keep the bills paid, but if you told me that I was a dumbass for telling them "no" and it was my fault for ending up on the street, you might sound like an asshole, but you'd be right.

    When/if my kids come around I'll give them a grace period but I'd be firm about it. No kid of mine is gonna be a NEET. I understand it's hard out there but I gotta do what I gotta do. I'm gonna be 30 years old next year, by the time I have to make a decision like this I'll be mostly dead. But I can tell you from experience two things happen with people: either you're like me and life under military rule made you never want to go home, or you're like most people and life in the dorms or the barracks makes you appreciate what you had. But with me, you have to recreate it.

    I like the way my dad went about it. He and my mom are separated, and he remarried with this chick who's got 5 kids. Once the kids got all past age 18, he moved to a smaller house. They've got the one bedroom now. If a kid has some trouble, he/she can sleep on the couch for a bit. But their old bedroom is gone. They're not gonna spend their whole lives paying for extra space to enable NEET behavior. The old man has it figured out in my opinion.
    #37 to #35 - kotiddyzers 
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    (08/22/2017)[-]
    well, neet shouldnt be a problem in the first place if you reward your kid properly and dont overpraise them over nothing.
    also in response to the first one, id be right to have that attitude towards someone like that, even if they neceseraly werent responsible for how their parents raised them. its other peoples duty as a part of a community to pick on people when they are acting out of line.
    its like kids mock the weird kid, because, well, he's weird and it's a social thing people do to help eachother, even though it might be hurtful
    User avatar#44 to #37 - catburglarpenis#9 on commentsRank#9 
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    (08/23/2017)[-]
    That's the key thing, you don't really know if you ****** up parenting until your kid becomes a useless member of society. Once your kid becomes a NEET, two things have happened here: you failed at being a parent, and you probably can't fix the situation. At that point, literally the only graceful thing you can do is give them away to better parents.

    I mean, someone is gonna keep them alive or they'll die. If you're not in some war torn country, they probably aren't gonna die. So you basically just have to throw them out and hope for the best. I was lucky enough to have all my limbs intact when I was thrown out the door so the military found a spot for me, but I just tradesmen out mom and dad for Uncle Sam. That was it.

    Turns out Uncle Sam raises a hell of a kid given my track record since then, plus how many people have ended up on my doorstep after leaving their own homes.
    #38 to #37 - kotiddyzers 
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    (08/22/2017)[-]
    whereas an overcaring parent is doing the exact opposite, theyre not punishing the bad behaviour in any way whatsoever, just supporting it
    User avatar#14 to #6 - uncitelymanners 
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    (08/22/2017)[-]
    agreek Are you a school shooter now?
    User avatar#20 to #14 - agreek#246 on commentsRank#246 
    Reply+4
    (08/22/2017)[-]
    No.
    My life isn't an intervention special.
    User avatar#15 to #14 - ohhh 
    Reply+1
    (08/22/2017)[-]
    Wut?
    User avatar#16 to #15 - uncitelymanners 
    Reply+1
    (08/22/2017)[-]
    Can you not read the yellow text?
    User avatar#17 to #16 - ohhh 
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    (08/22/2017)[-]
    I had a lapse in judgement, I thought you were calling me agreek.
    #18 to #17 - uncitelymanners 
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    (08/22/2017)[-]
    I will from now on
    I will from now on
    #19 to #18 - ohhh 
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    (08/22/2017)[-]
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    #24 to #19 - powerpootis 
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    (08/22/2017)[-]
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    User avatar#27 to #6 - bonkersta 
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    (08/22/2017)[-]
    Gee, I thought this women could use a little more sense of humour, after all

    SHE BROUGHT HIM INTO THIS WORLD!
    #36 - nazoth#191 on contentRank#191 
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    (08/22/2017)[-]
    hearing that first second of peoples reaction to Dota's card game always gets me
    hearing that first second of peoples reaction to Dota's card game always gets me
    #3 - uncitelymanners 
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    (08/22/2017)[-]
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    User avatar#7 - Darianvincent 
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    (08/22/2017)[-]
    Did that hercules beetle webm have audio from a mythymoo video?
    #8 to #7 - belshir#8 on commentsRank#8 
    Reply+5
    (08/22/2017)[-]
    No thats what herculese beatles sound like
    No thats what herculese beatles sound like
    #9 to #8 - Darianvincent 
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    (08/22/2017)[-]
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    User avatar#39 - ewood 
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    (08/22/2017)[-]
    yeah I stopped half way throug

    sudden loud noises aren't as funny as you think they are
    User avatar#40 to #39 - venomousvalentine [OP] 
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    (08/22/2017)[-]
    Personally disagree and a number of others do too.
    User avatar#42 to #40 - ewood 
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    (08/22/2017)[-]
    understandable, but it's nothing for me
    #10 - ahowel 
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    (08/22/2017)[-]
    Top quality as allways you androgynous bastard
    #11 to #10 - venomousvalentine [OP] 
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    (08/22/2017)[-]
    I don't know if I should take the androgynous part as a compliment or not.  
Some androgynous people look terrible...
    I don't know if I should take the androgynous part as a compliment or not.
    Some androgynous people look terrible...
    #12 to #11 - ahowel 
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    #13 to #12 - venomousvalentine [OP] 
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    #43 - purdon 
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    (08/22/2017)[-]
    You had to remind me that Valve are developing a card game rather than Half-Life 3.
    You had to remind me that Valve are developing a card game rather than Half-Life 3.
    #41 - gazra 
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    (08/22/2017)[-]
    What is the song in the 3rd one?
    What is the song in the 3rd one?
    User avatar#21 - iwaswithyourmum 
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    (08/22/2017)[-]
    Anyone have youtube source on the little girl one?
    User avatar#25 to #21 - venomousvalentine [OP] 
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    (08/22/2017)[-]
    sounds like prozd but im not sure.
    #28 to #21 - angrybob 
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    (08/22/2017)[-]
    voice sounded like markiplier but i cant imagine him making something like that
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