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A daring sexual maneuver: , one person bites the neck of the other,
locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining
insertion. Like downshifting a car!
Sally: "Last night Johnny surprised me with an Amiga tor Fuckhouse, and I
came far an hour and a half! I think the bite might have left a scar though... "
by Alligator Fuckmaster April 09, 2006Bathroom Battleship
When 2 friends are in a public bathroom in adjacent stalls taking dumps. Each
wipes his ass with toilet pa per and then proceeds to toss the soiled toilet
paper over the top of the stall into his friend' s stall in an attempt to hit his
friend with the soiled toilet paper. Similar to the game "Battleship" except you
use toilet pa per with doo doo on it instead of plastic pegs and a bathroom stall
instead of the game board.
Mom: How did you get those doo doo stains on your shirt and in your hair?
Son: Johnny and I played bathroom battleship at the supermarket.an up. 2 down
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when your having a wank, just before blow the load, shout out "Mom"
or "Dad'', than try and finish the job before they get into your room!petting zoo
when one force one' s partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a
bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in
a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed
where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo
Commonly preceeded by a Kentucky Klondike bar.
He gave his a Kentucky Klondike bar for as long as he
could. It made sense for him to follow up with a Panamanian petting
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Giving birth directly into the mouth of a bear.
If the It Wade gets repealed, so long as we have Grizzly bears you can still get a
Tennessee abortion. "
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Sour Apple Smoothie
When eating out a girl with Syphilis, she queefs and a green liquid comes out of her
vagina and goes into your mouth. Since this is extremely disgusting you puke all
over her vagina, yet continue to eat.
I went to your mom 's house to get a Southpole Smoothie
by Dr. Syphilis March 31, 2009angels: touch )
when you are peeing or shitting and your dick touches the urinal /
toilet where other dicks probably have been.
I was shitting comfortably when suddenly my dick feels cold like an
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I) Go to a graveyard with four of your buddies
2) Dig up Fresh corpse (female) and have a gang hang.
3) Afterwards, one of them puts there mouth over the vagina.
4) on the stomach, shooting all the cum and maggots and such
into the person' s mouth. They swallow it.
1 sure did love munging the Thompson 's Daughter last week. "
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While giving a girl anal, and Must aint satisfying, you reach up her pus and jerk
that bitches ass was so loose, that i myself a manchurian handshake; i
showed that bitch whats up
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A very grotesque way of waking someone up. To
perform the arabian alarm clock you must kneel
over another persons face and let thier testicles
sink into their eye sockets. Then you get you
penis erect and begin to beat them over the head
with t Also known as the " Wake Up Call"
Tim gave me the Arabian Alarm Clock this
morning. So I fed him brownies
for afternoon tea.l. pineapples
what the fuck are you looking at the definition of pineapples for you
you should know what pineapples are.
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When you put your dick between your legs and a girl starts to give you head from
behind. She has her nose in your asshole and throws up allover your dick after you
fart on her. Then you turn around and open your legs and your dick slings forward
like an ' s trebuchet and puke splatters allover her face. Boom.
Hey Billy, why does that girl have puke all over her face?
Aw shit son, I just are her an eskimo trebuchet.
by Labonte February 02, 20092619 up, 404 down
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The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles. Trix, and Boo
Bear or any other 'bright, colorful' mums: cereals and then
comitting the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners chest. The
result should took similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby
were during his highly successful 1980' s sitcom "The Cosby Show‘.
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it' s when you give oral to a girl while she is on her period. After you are
done you do mat wipe your face you leave whatever is on it there
blood). Then you get in your car drive down the road with your head
out the window until it dries. Then you peel off the stuff that has dried
to your face.
YES! .1 , I just got a hee fruit roll up mom my girrfriend,
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by fckingdog January 19, was
A male having vaginal intercourse with a female in the doggy style position, while a friend waits in the
closet with a camera. Out of no where, with no warning, the male shoves his penis into the females anus,
as the friend Jumps from the closet to take a picture of the females : facial expression, the male
pushes the females head down and gives her moose antlers with both of his hands, The facial expression
shows the anger, and the antlers show the moose- giving you, the Angry Moose.
Me and my friend gave this girl an Angry Moose fast night! Then her best hieno bitch slapped both of as
for being such retarded pieces of shit!
buy angry moose mugs B: shirts
horrible practical jokes things vou do to get back at stupid bitches