iou' played a game or two before, and you know the savage punch _
Feeling you get when the word “" pops up on screen.
Althea one too many trips walking to the closest merchant to ditch
some dragon bones, you' decided that enough is enough. IF you can' t use
it, you don' t need it. Ewe, you could pawn that nice looking bowl For one or
two septims, but time is money. And you' ll leave that collecting to someone
with way too much time on their hands.
you have way too much the on your hands. Home entirely consumed _
by the values o? items, and how could you not be? T mean, the values
appear right on screen p you even LOOK at an item. That basket new
ing to sell attept It needs you.’ It’: counting on you Just like the other
thirty baskets you' picked up. And you' ll stay stalwart and tree on your
mission to Find these baskets new homes until your knees buckle under the
immense weight op your haul, ; becomes disabled, and you have
to have make your Sophie' s Choice op which baskets shall live and which
Hon don' t have an inventory, you have a scrapbook. From the rags you
were wearing the day that dragon Helgen, to the note you pellet'
of»? op the First assassin you thwarted. Oh, and that pirst iron dagger you
r made. And that Flower you picked on a scenic vista. And some Fondue you
Found. Each o? these items is an important cobblestone in the path that is
your We, and you' ll keep each and every one trp them until the end the
game. That is, i? you ever reach the end or the game; your armor rating is
perilously low since you insist on only wearing the very First iron helmet you
Okay, maybe 'Aradia' isn' t quite the right word. More like “, a
bottom/ as pit with a mouth " There' s nothing you won' t shove dow
your gruesome gullet. Spider eggs? Hou bet. The rancid meat o? a skeever
that' s been sitting in this who dungeon For who knows how long? Hall yes.
Human Flesh? Hey, you only live once! And it' s not like this style play is
not without merit, After all, why drink a potion in battle when instead you
can eat Fifteen potatoes and a little bit or? dog?
Jon think you' re pretty clever, huh? With you Fancy hat, shoes, and
no pants? Huh, I know your type. Hon collect tea kettles and buckets and
x, y to toss them on people' s beads, or block doorways just to see what
those poor souls will do. ':iou probably made your character as ugly as
possible, with eyes stretched Far apart, gross blue skin, and big ' Fish lips.
That' s gotta be great, to be so incredibly attractive in real We
that you have to role play as a genetic abomination. I wish I knew what
that was like! Really. Please tell me, x
There' s nothing you like better than . Their wings, _
Sure, they don' t Fight back, but they' re still monsters, right?' So it' s okay
that you grab the ting angel bugs by their ting angel wings, and just rip and
do and up until the tiny angel breath has Wt their tiny angel lungs. Hour
base carry weight only lets you carry about three thousand individual wings,
but luckily there are chests where you can store more But can there ever
be enough chests? OP course not, your genocide is endless.
Leave the [Wing to Lydia.
Ho:/ re the goddamned
Dragonborn, you don' t
have time For this shit.