D Samao 04/ 21/ 07( Sat) 00 07 No 111360
Dumb Slut as m accidents? Hm excess's stupidd or Statham you would be defined as dumb for your characters to attempt
My Paladin was srm alone m he tavern, while he party was dong some irrefutable hm and &' t want me mom, when a peasant comes m
to warn everyone to fade, scouts saw he ore army that had been eluded to hm the ewe was Just a few hours march The Rest of
the party had no Idea and where away( and where actually gem keed by bang stupad and bang lead Into an obveous trap )My Paladin character,
who has been laughed at hrs ewe Infra for one hm or another, stepped up wrh an an of that would have made the most spun veteran
osmana wars qua/ er He told the guards how to set up the defenses, as he rode prevent hrs town from bang destroyed m any means he
could
Hrs ore army had been devastating the lands Sums the bag ofthe have we heard about hen Epic level Hellfield ore Fighter
spanned clan: of ore God leading the on hrs No weaknesses Vampire Fang Dragon Bis army often thousand marched to the town to
clam rt for hen God
D Samao 04/ 21/ 07( Sat) 00 as No 111363
And my level seven paladin rode Stop hen mgr offeer and destruction here
Amet an ore Scouting party and told them to go tel then boss to surrender, otherwise hrs mu be the last day he sees on hrs earth the laughed, so
I fought and broke then squad and won the fight against the ten by bang smart and gem lucky
In the mean we the rest ofthe party had whipped by m the most obveous entraps and gem backstabbed I so wanted to scream at them
for bang so stupad and Wang them, but l wasnt about to meta game
So the concluded that the was over Butt Stated l wanted to continue, and tr dad, l dad, wwould at least see the rest ofthe story
be told damn rt
So there reas, a the edge ohms forest, watering the ore my move past me
Rock out my bow, and Ered a shot Into the mass, groung somehing
Then gun
and gun
mg they reamed someone rs mung them from the forest
They sent m a group to End who rt was Ibid from ofthem, and keed anyones who found me I continued shooting Into the mass, and they sent
more Into the forest
D Samao 04/ 21/ 07( Sat) 00 08 No 111364
I continued hrs for a few more mules Until saw he Vampire fang dragon m he sky um towards he forest He used some sort offere
breath attack for some reason and started burana down he forest
I took pot shots at he dragon mg l pissed rt fierce
Iran hm he eever ofthe forest, and searched for a fallen sturdy log, and a mgr T shaped tree beam ' he log mung ofmy strength to
drag rt on to he y Shaped tree beam Hired flame arrows Into he an to show he dragon where reas
Amounted up as l saw rt approach and when rt was close enough Ida somehing stupad compareing everyhing else, rt really was
heels my War horse up he Log Into he an as mgr as rt could go and off, passing he necessary rols to do so, and
Jumped on top ofthe dragon, grabbed he evil ore clerics boot, and ale saddled mm and made mm faa In he mean we he dragon but me, and dd
alot of damage and two negative levels my horse dad fronts faa hailed to ht, and luck) dd max damage on my called shot to us m, team
rt out It plummeted to he we tree forest below, mm he trees
In ts death hows rt breathed an everlasting curse against me, and screamed to ts master to avenge rt, breathed fire everywhere
D Samao 04/ 21/ 07( Sat) 00 09 No 111365
And now m he clam, Clogged m pan and attempted to heal standing and watering hm hand eyes as he ore
approached me, Chant bone tower shield and Great war are m hand I saw ore warriors he area
The ore warlord and somehing m freash and he warriors stopped, us
I hope your ancestors grew at he knowledge ofthe stupidty they have sued Tou mu hrs day, and not even m death mu you escape he
fate that you mu face, as an oftern beyond your comprehensive awaits you Tour soul mu be forever engulfed m , and rt mu
know no reponse [l as he heals Hmself and buffs " you mu find hrs day rs death, and forever on my pan [l
So I drawback
Move and attack, one attack Hts, and bms me down to 15%
I slam against a tree, and am brought down to 4 ht parnts, rsass my fort save versus massive damage
D Swen 04/ 21/ 07( Sat) 0010 No 111366
new round, Mold ofmy tum mg he rs close enough to attack, as he comes near
Teel Accoplished Paladin, you made hrs day rememberable For myself at least And I mu make sure that there mu be no one mt to remember
you, your name, or what you dd here mu burn, and mm rt mu Tou are but a slam on my blade Nothung [l
Iknew rt, hrs was rt, there was no way l was gong to uve drougr hrs Not even wrh a ant was gong to m But dammat l was gong to down
swinging
So he spoke my to my own howarts and memories everyhing he knew, and why he had became a paladin, and even though
everyone had laughed at mm, and hm, that he would save them, even they never cared, even the one cared, or would ever care
He walked up to deuvir the final blow Andl screamed outloud and swung
hope resided on hrs , wwanted some sear to leave mm wrh Up to hrs point, hrs Dre mad used, always faded me when rt
mattered he most But I kept mung rt for he day that for ts bad luck, rt mu one day chum out luck so unmeasurable and count at he mt we
So make rt spun, mam rt last forever and rt may ewe out
D Samao 04/ 21/ 07( Sat) 0010 No 111369
It had med a 1
Groaned and he laughed at me
He and mu gun to see how bad you fad
hailed agaen
another 1
Groaned gun he laughed gun, and told me to mu agaen, 1, reas dead
hailed, and hought about how rt was gong to be to by my own hand
I sat there m complete pussiness and hm my dues m he mm trash can as he laughed and consulted hrs book of entice! failures
He med hrs dune refrenced he book and froze
What, I decapitated myself &' t I?"
wel what rs rm
He Just looked up at me m a look & tenent and spoke words that l mu never, ever, ever, ever forget
Flayer and adjacent target [l
...
