The 25 Best Jokes.
1. Parallel lines have so much in common.
It' s a shame they' ll never meet.
2. My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.
3. Women only call me ugly until they find out
how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.
4. How many Germans does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
One, they' re efficient and not very funny.
5. What do you call a dog with no legs.
It doesn' t matter; it' s not going to come.
6. Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they' re
gonna pay.
You have my Word.
7. What' s green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it
would kill you?
A pool table.
8. Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed
every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
9. How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
10. I went to a really emotional wedding the other
day.
Even the cake was in tiers.
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