The 25 Best Jokes.
1. Parallel lines have so much in common.
It' s a shame they' ll never meet.
2. My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.
3. Women only call me ugly until they find out
how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.
4. How many Germans does it take to screw in a
One, they' re efficient and not very funny.
5. What do you call a dog with no legs.
It doesn' t matter; it' s not going to come.
6. Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they' re
You have my Word.
7. What' s green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it
would kill you?
A pool table.
8. Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed
every 52 seconds.
9. How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
10. I went to a really emotional wedding the other
Even the cake was in tiers.