We have a genetic predisposition for diarrhea.
Runs in eurpeans.
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off
the Empire State Building
He yells "Don' t do itl You have so much
potential'."
A hot blonde orders a double entendre at the
bar.
The bartender gave it to her.
Want to hear a word I Just made up?
Plagiarism.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don' t work.
What did the pirate say when he turned tto?
Aye Matey.
To the handicapped guy who stole my bag -
You can hide but you can' t run.
I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it
would make him run faster.
If anything, it made him more sluggish.
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and
you will receive eternal life"
But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
Q: How do you think the unthinkable?
Someone stole my mood ring,
I don' t know how I feel about that.
I tried to catch fog yesterday,
Mist.
The first rule of Alzheimer' s club,
ls don' t talk about chess club.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows
too high.
She looked surprised.
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