Why is it that when a girl sleeps with a
bunch of guys, she' s called a slut; but
when a guy does the same thing, he' s
called a gay?
Lunch, the breakfast m champions.
Condoms are for pussies.
Woody Allen' s twitter is kinda
disappointing. He can cheese up to 140
different characters, but he just uses the
same one ever and ever.
I' m not as dumb as I smell,