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I Anonymous ( Mon) 03: 33: 44 No. 528033471
x At my great grandpa' s birthday
x He' s super old so it' s just at my parent' s house (he Mes with them)
x P/ ere all in the kitchen: grandpa/ s sitting in his wheelchair with his oxygen hooked up
x Cant tell if he eaten knows where he is
x Mom brings cake into the room
x Made at home, nothing fancy
x Has one big candle because he' s turning III (the kind that are just the number)
Whole family halfheartedly clapping and hooting as mom lights the candle on the cake
x I do my best to show interest in the situation
x Turn to the old man and smile
x I see his hand reach out and one finger curl out, before retracting. beckoning for me
x He' s so old I dont want to get any closer but my whole family is looking. amazed he' s eaten moving
x I get closer's my great grandpa
x Think I hear him trying to say something. but it might just be labored breathing
x Lean in as close as I can
x Suddenly his hand shoots up with surprising quickness
x Firmly grasps the back of my head and shows my head against his, his mouth almost touching my ear
Grip tightening. he opens his mouth to speak
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Whole family is standing up, confused as to what' s happening
His free hand shoots up and points at the candle
FUCKING CHECK 'EM"
My head feels like it' s going to explode from the twice grip it' s in
Stands up from his wheelchair and rips his oxygen mask off
FUCKING TRIPS, CHECK EM YOU FAGGOTS"
Whole family is confused; Ifall to the floor stunned
r: "PAYPAL ME , GIFT ME ALL YOUR STEAM GAMES, MILHOUSE IS A MEME!!!"
He rips the melting candle offere cake and shows it in my face, mounting me on the ground
YOU SEE THAT, NEWFAG? YOU EVER SEEN TRIPS LIKE THOSE BEFORE?"
DAMN RIGHT. CHECK EM. ALL YOU FAGGOTS CHECK EM. I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT SHITI' Y AUSS. IAM THE TRIPS MASTER, I HAVE THE POWER."
Grandpa laughs and storms out the front door
Get a text from him 3 minutes later
Didnt men know he could text
rs It' s a picture of his dick
And that' s how my great grandpa lost his internet privileges.