So, out and about with my son, running errands.
I had to pick up a few things from Sam's Club (once you have children, sign up for that **** for real).
It's usually a pretty busy place, lots o' folks lookin fer them deals, and can be pretty loud at times.
I was trying to get through an isle being blocked by two male ham beasts to get to the largest jar of pickles I have ever seen in my life, and had said politely "excuse me, need to get through". They hadn't really heard due to the forklift operating in the next isle (moving what was easily the largest jars of mayo I have ever seen), and said "What was that?". Now, a normal person would have spoken up, repeating the question, but I must have left my normal person by the 1,000 pack of Depends in the last aisle.
Without hesitation, I yelled out (2 year old son in cart)
"DID I ******* STUTTER??"
To which they replied, quite angrily "What the hell? We asked what you said!"
I apologized, having been foolish and used my internet voice AFK, and quickly went to pay for my things.
I am not a smart man.