There was once a pregnant lady at a bank
There was a robbery
The woman was shot in the
stomach three times but still
She later went to the doctor
Doctor are my triplets going to Yes, but when
be okay? they' re 15 the
bullets will leave
Mom! I was pooping and OK, sorry it happened.
a bullet came out! (Told her the story)
Told her the
Mom! I was peeing and I faded! story)
A bullet clinked the side of the toilet!
Uh mom... Let me guess, you were
pooping and a bullet
I was masturbating and I shot the dog.