we were en yeer way heme when yee Lined
It was a ear Nothing paticularly
remarkable, but Fatal nonetheless, we left behiend a
wk and twe ch/ dren It was a painless death The
EMT: med than best to save yee, but to no Evan.
Your body was so utterly shattered yee were
better eff, trust me
And that' s when yee met me
What. what happened?" we asked. "Where am
There was a. a truck and rt was . (
Yup," 1 sand
Yup. But don' t men bad about rt Everyone dram"!
we necked around There was Just
yee and me. "What rs thrs place?" we asked "Is
thrs the aftercafe?"
Mare er less." 1 sand
Are yee god?" we asked.
My keds. my wk," yee sand.
What about them?"
WM they be all nght?"
That' s what I nake to see," I sand "You Just med
and your mam concern rs fer yeer famary That' s
good stuff nght there."
we necked at me wrth . Te yee, ' t
look nake God [ nake same man or
possably a weman Same vague anthoney Faure,
maybe More or a grammar school teacher than the
Don' t wavy," 1 sand "The/ ll be hne. Your keds wren
remember yee as perfect m every way. They didn' t
have tame to grew contempt fer yee. Your wife wren
my en the , but wren be secretly funneled Te
be far, yeer marinade was fanning apart. t' s any
consolation, shell fee very gilty fer
Oh," yee sand we what happens now? Do 1 go to
heaven er hell er something?"
Nether," I sand. "wen be reincarnated "
Ahr" ylm sand we the Hendes were raght,"
All are nght m the own way,” 1 sand
Walk wrth me."
we funneled along as we strode through the 1/ and,
where are we gang?"
Nowhere m partiular," 1 sand “It' s Just nrei to
wank warne we tak "
we what' s the port, then?" we asked "when I
get reborn, 1' Just be a blank slate, nght? A baby
So ann my experiences and everythang I dd m thrs
nife won' t matter,"
Not sol" I sand wee have arthro yee all the
knowledge and or all yeer past was
we Just don' t remember them nght new FF
I stopped wanking and took yee by the shredders
Tour soul rs mere , beautiul, and
than yee can possably amagine. A human
mud can only kentaro a trny or what yee
are he nake yeer hager m a glass or water
to see f tts hot er cold we put a trny part or
mm the vessel, and when yee mug rt back
eet, you' darned all the rt had
Vlm’ been m a human fer the last 45 years, so
yee haven' t stretched out yet and fee the rest or
yeer immense senselessness. we hung out here
fer long enoegh, we' d start rememberin
everything But there' s no went to dang that
between each nife."
How many tunes have I been reincarnated, then?"
Oh nets Lots and nets An m to nets indifferent
Was." 1 sand. "The tame around, youll be a chanese
peasant gm m we AD."
want, what?" we stammered "route sending me
back m tame?"
wen, I guess techncally Nuns, as yee knew rt,
only emits m yeer universe Thangs are efferent
where I came mum."
Where yee came from?" we sand.
sure, 1 explained 'l came reem somewhere.
Somewhere , And there are ethers nake me. 1
knew yawn want to knew what t' s nake there, but
honestly yee wouldn' t inderstand."
Orr," yee sand, a Antone net dawn. "But wart 1 get
reincarnated to ether places m (We, I could have
interacted wrth myserf at some pent."
Sure Happens all the tame And wrth bath was
only aware or the own lifespan yee dent even
knew t' s happening "
we what' s the pent of rt all?"
Seiously?" I asked ' we' re asking me
fer the meaning or We? Isn' t that a Antone
Well t' s a reasonable question," yee persisted
I necked yee m the eye, "The meaning , the
reasen I made thrs whee universe, rs fer yee to
we mean ? we want es to mature?"
No, Just yee [made thrs whee universe fer yee
wrth each new nife yee grew and mature and
became a nagger and greater internnet."
Just me? What about everyone else?"
There rs no one ," 1 sand. "In this
there' s Just yee and me "
we stared blankly at me. "But ann the people en
All yee Differernt or yee FF
Want I' m everyone?"
New you' re getting rt," 1 sand, wrth a
congratulatory slap en the back,
I' m every human bang who ever "
or who wren ever We, yes."
I' m Hanner"" we sand, appalled
And you' re the moons he tanned FF
And you' re everyone who funneled mm."
we fen sent.
Every we yee sameone," I sad, "you
were . Every act or kindness
you' done, you' done to Every happy
and sad moment ever by any human
was, er wren be, by yee."
we thought fer a long we
Why?" we asked me "Why do all the?"
Because someday, yee wren became nake me.
Because that' s what yee are. we' re one or my
Land we' re my earnd FF
whee" yee sand, incredulous"' rou mean I' m a
we Not yet we' re a fetus, we' re SUM drawing
Once we' Wed every human nife throughout all
turner yee wren have drewn endeth to be born FF
we the whee universe," yee sad, "rte Just. FF
An egg." I answered. "New rte we fer yee to
mave en to yeer next nife."
And I sent yee en yeer way.
yes: r found rt agane one or my ann we faveorite
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