the owls over at ( Sachs have a put together" a guide to being a man' s man, Some you
might not agree with. some you NEED to do right now... and without further ado,,.
The t. c‘ ! dman Sachs guide to being a man:
Stop talking about where you went to college.
Always carry cash. Keep so me in your front pocket-
Rebel from briskness casual. burn your khakis and wear a stilt organs.
s to trade the possibility of your this and Ems for mwe guaranteed full in your and ,
Never stay out after midnight three nights in a row... Unless something really good comes up on
the third night.
Bron will regret your tattoos.
Never date an ex of your friend,
join Twitter, become your own curator of information.
If riding the. bus doesn' t incentive's you to improve your station in Me, nothing will.
is too short to do your own laundry.
when the bartender asks. you should already know what you want to drink.
ifyou perspire, wear a damn undershirt.
Hookers aren* t cool, hut remember, the tree ones are a lot more expensive-
when people don' t invite you to a party. you really shouldn' t go. And even when you
are invited. you shouldn' t go.
People are tired of you being the funny, drunk guy.
when in doubt. always kiss the girl.
Tip more than you should.
you probably use your mobile phone too often and at the wrong moments.
Buy sunglasses. Superficial? ‘res, but so are the women yogi rig you. And IT tells these
women you appreciate nice things and are responsible enough not to lose them.
to 50 , signups, and clips before you shower each morning.
Eat brunch with friends at least every other weekend. Leave Rusty and_] union at home.
he a regular at more than one bar.
Act like you' been there before, It doesn' t matter if it' s in the end who at the Super Bowl or on d
A glass of wine or two with lunch will not ruin your day.
Learn how to .
No selfies. Aspire to exp freerice moments in the company of a bee Littul woman.
Own a handcrafted shotgun. It' s a beautiful thing.
ff he res always another level. just be content knowing that you are still belt er oft than most who
have ever lived.
You can get away with a lot more f you' re the one buying the drinks.
Ask for a salad instead of fries.
l‘. ion" t split a check.
Pretty who are : imed want you to talk to them,
when or bartender buys you a round, tip double
Mod a limes New Human in the. streets and a " in the sheets. yhe. exists.
Piercings are liabilities tn fights.
Do not use an electric razor.
Desserts are for women. Order one and pretend you do ht mind that she' s ea ting yours-
Buy a tuxedo before you are so stay that size.
Dine girlfriend at a time is probably enough,
Detour ties should be rolled and placed in a sectioned he drawer.
parties. But have someoene else clean up the nerd day.
Measure yourself only against your previous self.
Take more pictures. with a camera-
is worse thenoname dropping.
tour clothes do not match. They go together.
A' es, ofcourse you have to buy her dinner.
Staying angry is a waste of energy.
she expects the person you are 20% of the time, roots of the time. then she doesn' t want you.
Always bring a bottle of something to the party.
Don' t use the word "closure" or ever expect it in real life.
If you are wittier than you are handsome, avoid loud clubs.
Date worded outside your social set. you' ll be surprised.
If it' s got velvet ropes and lines, walk away unless you know someone.
or cannot have a love affair with whiskey because whiskey will never love you back.
you believe in evolution, you should know something about how it works.
liltbone cares ifyou are offended, so stop it.
Never take an erki back. She tried to do better and is settling with you
Eating out alone can be magnificent. Find a place where you can sit at the bar.
Head more, it allows you to borrow someone else' s brain, and will make you more Interesting at a
dinner party - provided that you don' t initiate conversation with, "so. who are you reading..."
Ignore the boos. They usually come from the cheap seats.
flout ever say, "it is what it is."
l: ion“ t gamble if losing cusion is going to piss you off,
Remember, "rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men."