This is a conversation between Sterling Archer and The Here.
The Here: Hail traveler!
Sterling Archer: Hail'? What is this, England?
The Here: No, but I must speak like this as I am the hero.
Sterling Archer: I should have brought Woodhouse, he' s like a thousand, he probably does too
The Here: Well, do you need any quests to be dens?
The Here: Any spy stuff'? that Would be new.
Sterling Archer: Uh, I do my own quests, thanks. I' m a Peking ISIS agent, what do you think I do?
The Here: Yea, well do you have a sweet bastard sword like mine?
Sterling Archer: God, you had to bring that up, didn' t you?
The Here: You know it. I bet all you got is some lame gun er something.
The Here: This shit is magical. It deflects anything from arrows to bullets.
Sterling Archer: Lame? 900 meter per second muzzle velocity' s lame?
Sterling Archer: See how lame it is tearing through your skull
The Here: TRY ME NERD.