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Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a
Scot but look at him now! Alcoholic and
I thought watching queer eye for the
straight guy and making gay friends would
help me get fashion tips, Instead,,,,, They
They' re always saying, don' t deal with
terrorists. Let' s deal with them. What' s
Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We' ll
give you 50 slags,"
Do you think George Bush actually knows
who Gordon Brown is? He probablement
thinks Tony Blair' s put on weight and had a
When Barack Obama was giving his
speech after being elected as president, he
had to do it behind three inch thick bullet-
proof glass. I thought that was a bit harsh -
just because he' s black doesn' t mean he' s
going to shoot anyone."
Before Michael Jackson died he weighed
less than nine stone and the only thing he
would eat willingly was nachos. Nachos
being the name ofa young Mexican boy."
I thought it was sad that they had that
concert for Princess Diana I mean she
didn' t have much to do with pop music,
they should have done something that
celebrated what was really great about her
life,., by staging a gang bang in a
The advert should be
footage of Richard Hammond trying to
remember his own wedding day"
Oscar Pistorius? - Pistorius to me sounds
like a spell Harry Potter would saito make
your legs drop off,"