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I purchased this after I was by some punks demanding thati hand dyer my maney. I' m a relatively ht guy,
but I was he match fer them., That is when [realized thati need to protect myself. The day "after I baught this predict
I went to the Very same parking let when I was first mugged, I approached the group of hooligans standing
mite": - the entrance, concealing my secret steeped.
I eonly asked "Remember met”.
One of them melted up and said, "Have yeti come back ta buy some Emcee er Thin Mints? My Girl needs he
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I replied with 'yeu' re net taking my money this time', Tut sir, they' re delicious!', she said.
I whipped out my Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun hand and shouted "wanna MOVE B'''.'''') The tive gin streets ran away
Ag I pounded my chest in jittery, I accidentally activated the stun gun and applied assume ‘units as my right nipple. I
wake up it hams later ta the sound of heavy footsteps, These an Scouts had braught their fathers. But} was ready. I
lunged at the largest we a cry of "RAGGLE FRAGILEST" and hit him in the stomach. He hit the ground harder than a
fat kid en a jungle gym.
As the others began to circle amend me, [changed Holding bath of my hands In tight fists, [resend my arms
ta my sides and initiated the helicopter mm. They all backed eff, fearing my impressive RPM. After a while I started
getting dizzy, and ens of the fathers decided ta try ta tackle me, As he ran to me steed there, dizzy and queasy: time
was geing real slew. Then Remmembered. Ihad eaten lunch at Chipotle and the burrito was fighting its way back up my
I tuned torward my enemy and launched a stream of projectile vornic at him, knocking him he the ground. Then] started
singing ‘Let the bodies hit the Mor, let the themes hit the floor, let the trades hit them. . tn"
I grabbed my Knuckle masher Stun Gun and shamed it inte my mum, running at my fees, them
with my teeth. Evantually they were all unconscious, and I walked heme Victoria's,