"This is how Telkom (South Africa) deals with infrastructure maintenance. Which Is to say they don't"
"Irate client demanded that I come on site and fix an unbootable computer. Now I can say this has actually happened to me".
"Should I clean it or dig for ancient artifacts?"
"Rock solid heat sink"
"Broken Monitor For Sale"
Power supply that had been running during a house fire.
"My internet has bugs"
"Indoor smoking mother-in-law asked me to fix her Wii"
"Customer said his build wouldn't post"
"How does this even happen?"
"A Genuine RMA Request Our Company Recieved"
"She asked: 'Can you fix it, or do I need a new modem?'"
"This 'used' 3DS I spotted online"
"He wanted try and fix it himself before bringing it in"
Well, that's one way to decommission a laptop.