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FIT: Tard Stories
its me, 15 at grocery store, gettin' smacked up
Shtanding in chip aisle, getting wheat thins
and mother start to walk past aisle
muahah i wan chaps no"
Fine, you may get one bag"
waddles up next to me
Nnothing much, just keep looking forthe price ofthose wheat thins
was lei: tees chaps"
wey we her"
To get snacks?"
to git melts"
TO GIT SNAKS?"
harnesses the power ofthe seven Tame. and flips out
Mumps into my cart
Doakes bag of chips
Hears it to shreds with his teeth
starts walking ever
rocks ever cart, runs past shelves, knowing all the bags/ boxes off
onto chip bags, all ofthem pop
HOW COULD YOU LET HIM DO THIS???"
i gut snek memee"