>shuffle because I love to be surprised
>check five songs ahead and go back because surprised and I are really just friends.
>three good songs coming up, then my favorite song ever
>chill for ten minutes as three songs pass
>have to take a dump. Bad
>rush to bathroom.
>decide that favorite song is too beautiful to be played while I'm on the toilet
>try to pause iPod hurriedly while taking off my pants
>iPod plops in toilet.
>shape of toilet magnifies earbuds sound.
>favorite song being played by toilet
>no time to grab, must dump
>let loose the dam into bowl.
>realize music is loud enough to be heard throughout second floor of house.
>must cover music so no questions will be asked
>stand up and face bowl
>iPod buryed under yesterdays tacos.
>music still playing
>mother knocks on door. Thinks I'm jerking it to song
>reach into bowl and grab iPod
>waddle to sink and deposit iPod
>try to turn off music. Touch screen won't work with hands covered in digested taco.
>still have to wipe.
>leave iPod playing, go and wipe.
>Smosh's Dixon cider.
>finish up. Go to sink. Clean hands.
>mother uses safety unlock hole thingy to get in.
>pants off, hands covered, iPod in sink.
>lesson: ios 7 is infact waterproof.