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Subtle/adult jokes in Disney. .. What is this movie? ive been trying to find the title for years? i want my kids to watch it.

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#9 - savedstuff#277 on contentRank#277

Reply+114

(08/22/2017)[-]

What is this movie? ive been trying to find the title for years? i want my kids to watch it.

#16 to #9 - gamrgrl

Reply+84

(08/22/2017)[-]

Years huh.

#17 to #16 - savedstuff#277 on contentRank#277

Reply+8

(08/22/2017)[-]

Yeah, that shows it came out in 1993, I was born 1990, I remember watching it when I was a kid, on Disney channel, and now I want my kids to watch it. I don't get what you are trying to suggest?

#18 to #17 - anon id: a55d195c

Reply+10

(08/22/2017)[-]

That you're an idiot for taking years to find it, because all he did was type in kids movie about witches and it popped up as the second result.

#19 to #18 - savedstuff#277 on contentRank#277

Reply+55

(08/22/2017)[-]

well I didn't actually "search" for it, i more just thought of it a lot without taking the effort to actually use google...

#28 to #9 - catburglarpenis#9 on commentsRank#9

Reply+50

(08/23/2017)[-]

Taken, starring Liam Neeson. Those are the Albanian kidnappers, they show up right at the beginning of the movie

#10 to #9 - baconoverlord

Reply+48

(08/22/2017)[-]

The name is Hocus Pocus, pal!

#11 to #10 - savedstuff#277 on contentRank#277

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(08/22/2017)[-]

thanks man!

#39 to #9 - sabcy

Reply+47

(08/23/2017)[-]

Hocus pocus.

#43 to #9 - bioconstriculative

Reply+42

(08/23/2017)[-]

Hoopus Poopus

#12 to #9 - sjohnson#45 on contentRank#45 [OP]

Reply+35

(08/22/2017)[-]

Had no idea the blonde witch is Sarah Jessica Parker

#13 to #12 - savedstuff#277 on contentRank#277

Reply+31

(08/22/2017)[-]

holy ****! but she looks so ******* hot, well i guess that does make sense, her being dressed as a which and all.

#31 to #13 - yunch#105 on commentsRank#105

Reply+35

(08/23/2017)[-]

Makeup can do wonders. Tricky things. Witchcraft.

#15 to #13 - sjohnson#45 on contentRank#45 [OP]

Reply+19

(08/22/2017)[-]

I was shocked it was her to, she's actually smoking in this movie

#76 to #9 - bleeduntildeath

Reply+34

(08/23/2017)[-]

SJP and the pedoriphic PJS bus tour

#77 to #76 - savedstuff#277 on contentRank#277

Reply0

(08/23/2017)[-]

Thank you

#80 to #77 - bleeduntildeath

Reply+3

(08/23/2017)[-]

not a problem

#112 to #9 - anon id: a3d238a4

Reply+23

(08/23/2017)[-]

The movie is called Hocus Pocus.

Someone probably already told you, but whatever.

#119 to #112 - savedstuff#277 on contentRank#277

Reply0

(08/23/2017)[-]

>>#76, No it's this

#73 - zight#375 on commentsRank#375

Reply+1

(08/23/2017)[-]

dont get the first two

#78 to #73 - Neodude

Reply+51

(08/23/2017)[-]

1st - insinuating someone is having extremely intense sex somewhere

2nd - Oedipus ****** his mother and killed his father

#90 to #78 - zight#375 on commentsRank#375

Reply+15

(08/23/2017)[-]

**zight used "*roll picture*"**
**zight rolled image** muchas grassy ass

#25 - elduroto

Reply+5

(08/23/2017)[-]

dunt git it

#32 to #25 - possiblymaybecould

Reply+29

(08/23/2017)[-]

I thought it was because it looks like a Sperm and Egg.

#133 to #25 - daturtleking

Reply+1

(08/23/2017)[-]

I thought it was because Africa and Asia arent there, but idk.

#139 to #133 - elduroto

Reply+1

(08/23/2017)[-]

you ah, don't know much geography dont ya?

#149 to #139 - daturtleking

Reply+1

(08/24/2017)[-]

I probably would, but I just browse memes all day. Its a blessing and a curse.

#27 to #25 - azteh

Reply-13

(08/23/2017)[-]

Area 52. it's 51 in the pic.

#29 to #27 - rosakruz

Reply+1

(08/23/2017)[-]

still dont get it

#30 to #29 - azteh

Reply-12

(08/23/2017)[-]

It's an alien spaceship landing in "area 52". The whole conspiracy about area 52 having aliens and the likes is the "joke".

#38 to #30 - random asshole

Reply+38

(08/23/2017)[-]

area 51 is the actual base in Nevada

#35 to #30 - thejoemotes

Reply+1

(08/23/2017)[-]

i still don't get it

#37 to #35 - anon id: 01bc494d

Reply+5

(08/23/2017)[-]

egg and sperm cell i think

#1 - maestrozauntera

Reply+3

(08/22/2017)[-]

I don't understand the lilo and stitch pne

#22 to #1 - anon id: 5d91bca9

Reply+8

(08/22/2017)[-]

It looks like a sperm cell going into an egg. Nothing to do with Area 51 as others are stating.

#6 to #1 - danmegaflakes

Reply+1

(08/22/2017)[-]

Area 51.

#8 to #6 - maestrozauntera

Reply+35

(08/22/2017)[-]

That's not exactly a subtle joke

#14 to #8 - sjohnson#45 on contentRank#45 [OP]

Reply+2

(08/22/2017)[-]

Most kids won't get it though

#20 to #14 - maestrozauntera

Reply+17

(08/22/2017)[-]

Oh ok. I must have been weird. I always new about area 51

#21 to #20 - anon id: 5d91bca9

Reply+2

(08/22/2017)[-]

It looks like a sperm cell going into an egg. Nothing to do with Area 51.

#23 to #21 - lasat

Reply+3

(08/23/2017)[-]

The tail isn't wiggly. It doesn't really look like a sperm

#26 to #6 - azteh

Reply-3

(08/23/2017)[-]

isn't it area 52 usually?

#34 to #26 - saltyfries

Reply+8

(08/23/2017)[-]

no it's 51

#86 to #34 - dtox

Reply+2

(08/23/2017)[-]

holy **** i remember playing that when I was really little, that took me on quite the nostalgia trip.

#36 to #26 - anon id: 01bc494d

Reply+5

(08/23/2017)[-]

area 52 is the jokey knockoff area 51 used in cartoons like area 51 1/2 or the ilk

#2 to #1 - sjohnson#45 on contentRank#45 [OP]

Reply-1

(08/22/2017)[-]

Worth a read on google

#5 to #2 - ChromedDragon#293 on contentRank#293

Reply0

(08/22/2017)[-]

tell us

#7 to #5 - sjohnson#45 on contentRank#45 [OP]

Reply+2

(08/22/2017)[-]

I kinda did Area 51 is known for an alien cover up/conspiracy

#3 to #2 - maestrozauntera

Reply0

(08/22/2017)[-]

Reading what?

#4 to #2 - thelizardlord

Reply-1

(08/22/2017)[-]

I don't get it either?

#93 - masterdetective#130 on contentRank#130

Reply-8

(08/23/2017)[-]

I don't think you know what "adult jokes" mean.

#94 to #93 - subaqueousreach

Reply+22

(08/23/2017)[-]

Well in kids movies theyre jokes that adults will get, but the kids wont so they can fully enjoy the movie with their kid

#96 to #94 - masterdetective#130 on contentRank#130

Reply-14

(08/23/2017)[-]

So only kids and adults exist in this world ?

#97 to #96 - subaqueousreach

Reply+13

(08/23/2017)[-]

Its specifically referencing subtle adult jokes in childrens movies. Are you retarded?

#99 to #97 - acehades

Reply+7

(08/23/2017)[-]

i think they might most likely trying to bait you with dumb-ass level trolling (not really trolling just taking what you say and turn it against you)

#106 to #99 - assahol

Reply+7

(08/23/2017)[-]

Im gonna steal this and suffer stress.

#107 to #106 - acehades

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(08/23/2017)[-]

#108 to #107 - assahol

Reply+4

(08/23/2017)[-]

Well **** you good sir. Because of your worthless existence i now am abusive.

#109 to #108 - acehades

Reply+6

(08/23/2017)[-]

well ****, shoulda camped and reduces stress first

#110 to #109 - assahol

Reply+2

(08/23/2017)[-]

This was a short dungeon

#126 to #99 - megayoming

Reply+3

(08/23/2017)[-]

I thought it was a Murlock until I remembered the Crusade.

#100 to #97 - masterdetective#130 on contentRank#130

Reply-10

(08/23/2017)[-]

Right

Because a 15 year old can't get thèse

And I'm pretty sure a 5 year Old Can understand the "father" joke

#101 to #100 - subaqueousreach

Reply+5

(08/23/2017)[-]

Yep, you're retarded. And probably 15 to boot which would explain a lot.

#102 to #101 - masterdetective#130 on contentRank#130

Reply-11

(08/23/2017)[-]

None of these are adult jokes

Just admit your mistake instead of downvoting me.

#104 to #102 - subaqueousreach

Reply+3

(08/23/2017)[-]

>admit my mistake
What would a child know about adult jokes?

#129 to #104 - masterdetective#130 on contentRank#130

Reply-5

(08/23/2017)[-]

Cuz thèse aren't adult jokes

I just asked a 12 years old if he got these

He undersrood all of them minus one

#105 to #102 - anon id: ae71ce3f

Reply-2

(08/23/2017)[-]

You've yet to refute the accusation that you are in fact 15.

Which means that you must be offended that someone implied you wouldn't understand these because you're not an adult.

Which means you have the complex every teenager gets when they wanna be seen as more mature than they really are.

Teenage angst and rebellion.

Well that's normal, son. I sure hope you don't grow up to be like the last few generations. I hope your parents disciplined you and that you experienced hardship that you had no choice but to overcome the hard way, and that you feel like a better person for it. Because we don't need another pansy ass ******** that thinks triggers and safe spaces are things that exist in this world.

#125 to #93 - megayoming

Reply-3

(08/23/2017)[-]

On t'a bercé trop près du mur

#135 - kingtravis#170 on contentRank#170

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(08/23/2017)[-]

#140 to #135 - sjohnson#45 on contentRank#45 [OP]

Reply0

(08/23/2017)[-]

Good one, not really adult more like other language win!

#24 - notwalkingwaffles

Reply+14

(08/23/2017)[-]

>The Narcissus one
"Haha we drove a man to suicide."

#44 to #24 - xdeathbeastx

Reply+9

(08/23/2017)[-]

Didn't "discovering himself" just involve him falling in love with his reflection?

#88 to #44 - notwalkingwaffles

Reply+5

(08/23/2017)[-]

His reflection in a river if I'm not mistaken, in which I believe he ended up drowning himself.
Might be mixing up stories here though.

#142 to #88 - sjohnson#45 on contentRank#45 [OP]

Reply0

(08/23/2017)[-]

You're correct he apparently saw his reflection and dove in and drowned

#143 to #142 - notwalkingwaffles

Reply+1

(08/23/2017)[-]

Neat, thanks!

#85 to #44 - hightechlowlife

Reply+4

(08/23/2017)[-]

Then becoming so enamored with his reflection that he sat staring at it for the rest of his life, ignoring sleep, food, water, and all the other things needed to live.

#83 to #44 - sorcro

Reply+2

(08/23/2017)[-]

Well, yeah; he just couldn't have taken his eyes off of it.
until he died, that is

#84 to #44 - madethistoreply#249 on commentsRank#249

Reply+1

(08/23/2017)[-]

**madethistoreply used "*roll picture*"**
**madethistoreply rolled image**Yes. He was lured to a pool by a goddess of retribution who didn't approve of his hubris. He fell in love with his reflection and just.... didn't stop looking at himself. Ever.

#141 to #44 - sjohnson#45 on contentRank#45 [OP]

Reply0

(08/23/2017)[-]

You're right, hence the word narcissist

#116 to #24 - invisifat#354 on commentsRank#354

Reply+1

(08/23/2017)[-]

"Ha ha, we drove a man to suicide and now he hangs out up here with us, making kissy faces at himself in the mirror. Still, he's got it pretty good."

#57 - roneffinswanson

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(08/23/2017)[-]

#61 - lazysans

Reply+10

(08/23/2017)[-]

i had a hearty chuckle with this one

#111 to #61 - Mesmus

Reply+5

(08/23/2017)[-]

just confirming it means BS as in ******** right

#117 to #111 - tealkangaroo

Reply+1

(08/23/2017)[-]

i'd also like to know, because that is not that funny?

#121 to #117 - spacewowspace

Reply0

(08/23/2017)[-]

Yes

#132 to #61 - funnybox

Reply0

(08/23/2017)[-]

Wish we had more villains like him...

#115 - memeber#225 on commentsRank#225

Reply-1

(08/23/2017)[-]

1,2,3,5.
jokexplain grant me your wisdom

#137 to #115 - bellcurve

Reply+6

(08/23/2017)[-]

1: the earth is gonna shake with the powerful sex they have on their honeymoon
2: Oedipus is a character in a series of ancient grecian plays. He accidentally has sex with his mother, has 4 kids from her, hangs himself from shame and mom kills herself, and then the kids all have their own **** to deal with being cursed abominations
3: there is a picture of sausages on the wall. Pork sausages. That's their dad. He is now sausages.
5: Area 51 is a well know secret base in the United States that many believe harbors evidence of contact from alien life forms. The movie being referenced in the photo is Lilo and Stitch, a movie about a little alien creature.
I see you're from Australia. How's the spiders down there?

#118 to #115 - Mecuniv

Reply+5

(08/23/2017)[-]

1. Honeymoon sex
2. Oedipus ****** his mother
3. Their father was turned into sausage and hung on the wall
4. Area 51 is supposedly where the US keeps aliens locked up, somewhere in the dessert of New Mexico

#128 to #118 - sjohnson#45 on contentRank#45 [OP]

Reply+1

(08/23/2017)[-]

Um Area 51 is in Nevada dude, Roswell is in New Mexico which is also a common reference to aliens

#130 to #128 - Mecuniv

Reply0

(08/23/2017)[-]

Yes, that has been established already.

#131 to #130 - sjohnson#45 on contentRank#45 [OP]

Reply0

(08/23/2017)[-]

My bad