Yall bitches don't know. But this post is to recruit Kraslander for a retarded project. Mention him, send him nudes with this url in it, hi jack his plane and ask him politely to pm me.
Find his shoes and don't give them back till he agrees to my terms or counter offers with something equally retarded.
Eat his mac n cheese if need be until he contacts me and we get this ball rolling.
Hell, stand behind him at a urinal and Whisper the link to this post letter by letter to him.