Eat my shorts!"
Use your mouth and teeth
to chew and swallow the
lower part of my attire!"
Hello there sir, madam, or whatever your
desired pronoun may he. At this present
moment in time, I would appreciate it to
the highest degree If you used your incisors
canines, premolars and molars to apply
pressure on the garments I am currently
wearing on the of my legs.
After this, please continue to use the plethora
of muscles within your throat and mouth to
ingest said clothing, whilst doing so In a
hasty fashion for my upmost satisfaction I"