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sst: Put down somthing funny.
A little boy about 10 years old was walking down the sidewalk. dragging a flattened frog on a
string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a whore house and knocked on the door.
when the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said. "l
want to hare : with one of the women inside. I have the money to bug it. and I' m not
leaving until I get it." The Madam figured. why not so she told him to come in. time in. she
told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked. "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"
Elf course. the Madam said. "blot" He said.
l heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT' S
the girl I want." Since the little bog was so adamant and had the money to pay for it. the
Madam told him to go to the First room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the
squashed Frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back. still dragging the frog. paid the
Madam. and headed out the door! " The Madam stopped him and asked,,
why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease. instead of one of the others?" He
said. ‘Well. if you must know. tonight when I get home. my parents are going out to a
restaurant to eat. leaving me at home with a babysitter. After they leave, my will
have sex with me because she iust happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then
get the disease that I lust caught. when Mom and Dad get back. Dad will take the
home. In the way. he' ll lump the bones. and he' ll catch the disease. Then when
Dad gets home from the . he and Mom will go to bed and have sex. and Mom
will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work. the Milkman will dernier the milk. harm a
quickie with Mom and catch the disease. and HE' S the who ran owner my
and put in some cultural references
Au. -esome... now rrd. put in some memes-.
memes so we put a
That' s nice... I' -low tth. we make fun of
either Black or Austin
Beieber..... but really there' s no difference
ll[ Bel. llel
And Lastly. to put the
metaphorical icing on