I won 50/50 custody, we settled out of court.
I got everything I wanted and more. Never had to see a judge except to get his stamp of approval.
And to everybody accusing me of wearing "white trash attire" I wore what my $400 an hour lawyer told me to wear. And I kept my beard in case I had to prove that my Ex's cousin assaulted me. Which by the way is the reason I sued in the first place, because I didn't feel like getting treated like **** every time I went over to her house to visit.
To everyone who wished me luck, thank you it was greatly needed. And to the haters out there, **** off.
I make 40k a year, have a loving and hot GF and a beautiful daughter, I don't live in my parents basement, or smell like stale Doritos and Mt. Dew., so again **** off.
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