[trigger medium {{{Gypsy stories}}} mentionlist Balkanism] Our boy's telling gypsy - #222235253 added by totalnotito at Plywood Peppa

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Darksoulreaper training the next generation of law enforcement on proper gypsy questioning techniques.

#2 to #1 - darksoulreaper

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>ruining this wonderful piece of technology by putting a gypsy on it

the bottom of the shoe is more than they deserve

#3 to #2 - thebulkiestcat 📱

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What's your wildest gypsy encounter on duty?

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The wildest encounter happened while I was on the academy. I was sent to PP Dubrava police station dubrava, one of the stations in the capitol . There was a call that a young gypsy girl (teen) and a male child slapped a florist and stole money from the florist shop. The cop I was working with that day told me to look for a gypsy group with several small kids and a stroller. I spotted the double stroller in a mall and soon we cornered the group of 2 teen female gypsies, 1 grandma and 4 kids. While my coworker was talking to one of the teens named nataša like tito's serbian pig GF another gypsy kid approached us from the tram station. I put my hand in front of him so he wouldn't interfere with my coworker and he rammed his chest into my hand and started shouting "stop touching me, stop it", keep in mind this kid was up to my hip and I'm avg. height. Soon the rest of the station was there and the 2 teen girls and the kid that approached us were taken to the station.
The mother of the 4 kids teen was relatively normal, singing along with the other 2 when they would sing gypsy songs, her name was samantha. Nataša, who was freshly 18 and looked like a beaten crack whore aged 35 after a rough ---ht out was stubbornly trying to buy favors by flirting with all the male cops in the room and ibrahim ... the "kid", who turned out to be 24 years old, climbed the cell wall to the ceiling, started scratching his armpit and said to a female police academy trainee "give me your tit, I'm thirsty" and proceeded to imitate monkey howls (vid highly related).

But that's not all. There's a bonus story.

After a few months I was sent back to PP Dubrava for another week of work. We were send on a call of "a girl stealing a couple of magazines from a kiosk". It was exactly that, a teen girl took 2 magazines, garfield or some cheap kid magazine like that. The woman was avoiding saying the girl was a gypsy when the older cop said "ma'am, just say if she was a gypsy" to which the woman nodded and said "yeah" and gave a brief description. The girl sounded familiar and I asked my coworker "doesn't that sound like nataša?" and he chuckled and said "you're right", pulled out his phone and showed her photo to the woman and she said that it was indeed nataša that stole the magazines. And that is how I solved the crime of 2 stolen magazines with less than 1 months of work experience in dubrava.

Bonus shorts.

Almost my entire class would meet nataša, even tho we worked in 4 shifts acroos 10 stations across 7 months (only about 1 months of work in those 7)
more than 3 years later I was talking to a coworker that worked in a different capitol station and was telling him this story and he laughed because he recognized all 3 of them. I have since talked to several people who worked in the capitol and a lot of people know at least one of them.

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I need to know what happened to Natasa? Is she dead now? Is she still stealing? I'm so curious.

#13 to #11 - darksoulreaper

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most likely she ended up in jail or the loony bin since I looked her up in our system a few months back and she didn't have crimes for over a year. She's either locked up or dead and no one bothered to report it.

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Noooooooooo Natasa you could have grown. I had faith in you

#5 to #4 - thebulkiestcat 📱

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Man....you should post more of these.

What is procedure for when inmates scale the walls and return to monke?

#6 to #5 - darksoulreaper

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Maybe we get totalnotito to drop the list or create a seperate one for gypsy shena---ans

a couple of months ago I saw my coworker slam a gypsies head into the floor so hard I was honestly expecting him to go into a coma.
We were called to the bus station because "some youths were yelling at people and disturbing the peace". An old cop and I got there first and managed to calm the gypsy down and he even gave us a rumpled piece of paper that had a photo of his ID. While he was giving me the paper another 2 cops entered the station and by some ungodly gypsy logic he decided to be ballsy now, with 4 cops instead of 2. He grabbed the seat he was sitting on but we quickly dislodged him from it, after which he charged the biggest of us 4 dude also briefly trained wrestling . The gypsy's head was around my coworkers hip level and his legs were pointing up at which point he slammed him head first into the ground, after which we cuffed him and dragged him to the station's holding cells.

also I believe standard procedure is to either ignore them because they want attention or give them said attention like to a bad BDSM ----- and tie both their arms and legs and even immobilize the head so they can't hit the floor with it (another one where a shoe will suffice)

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#7 to #6 - thebulkiestcat 📱

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I have so many questions.

What do you think totalnotito? Is it balkanism material, or should he make a separate story list?

Do they really just bash their heads against the floor? Are they inbred or something?

Did the gypsy survive?

#8 to #7 - darksoulreaper

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yes, head floor bashing is relatively frequent and not just by gypsies because they want to hurt themselves in police custody and cry about police brutality. Unfortunately even tho they are in cells with video cameras we are obligated by law to stop them from hurting themselves.

yes, he kept resisting, wasn't even phased, tho he did trip a lot in the garage on the way to the holding cell and had some injuries that could be explained by either the slam or the tripping.

#9 to #8 - totalnotito [OP]

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