Physics spitballing

Why do electrons move so damn fast, and why is a photon a magnetic and electrical wave 90deg out of phase, yet it has particle properties?

The short answer as to why electrons move so fast is that the wave probability of its charge is in dynamic spatial flux; but why?

It's not actually 1 set charge but a Feild of charges that propitiate near the atomic nucleus, but why don't the protons move so fast? And this still doesn't answer anything about the apparent speed of the electrons...

The protons charge is locked in phase via the neutrons collapsing the proton cloud, probability because of the wave harmonic properties of said neurons; best guess is that either most of the potential gets locked in phase with the neurons... Given that "matter" is "formed" in stars I'd guess that as a certain distance the proton probability wave is akin to the claw side of velcro, and the neurons akin to the soft side of velcro.

As for why electrons move so fast, if have to say that it's because they're not moving in linear motion, instead they're popping in and out of existence depending on the wave flux of the system... Where existence is defined as being part of a "grav bubble cloud"... But what the **** is a "grav bubble cloud"?

A "grav bubble cloud" is where 2 or more discrete units of the spatial foam interact; where we define space with discreet units/quanta. Furthermore we define the interaction as entropic equalization, and any non elastic portion of the cloud interaction as gravity or inertia depending on the collision dynamics.

But then why is light so fast? Because it partly collapses the potential of the electron cloud into phase with a discreet spatial quanta in a single vector, where the phase of the electron probability, and the flux of the magnetic field cause the spin of the spatial quanta to lock state in the vector of motion.

Any way I should get to bed, just needed to get this off my chest...